"Ever wanted to lie for profit and call it 'salesmanship'? This is your game."

Car Dealer Simulator lets you live the dream: flipping junkers, sweet-talking customers, and pretending a car with three working gears and a wasp nest in the glove box is a limited edition classic. It’s like House Flipper, but for people who think “trust me, it runs great” is a valid warranty.

You’ll wash rust off with the power of hope, slap a new bumper on something that looks like it lost a fight with a forklift, and then sell it to a guy named Gary for $6,000 profit because “it’s got character.”

It’s weirdly addicting, mildly janky, and full of that beautiful chaos that only comes from running a business out of a garage with two tools and zero ethics.

9/10 — would tell another NPC this totally isn’t flood damage again.

"Ever wanted to lie for profit and call it 'salesmanship'? This is your game." Car Dealer Simulator lets you live the dream: flipping junkers, sweet-talking customers, and pretending a car with three working gears and a wasp nest in the glove box is a limited edition classic. It’s like House Flipper, but for people who think “trust me, it runs great” is a valid warranty. You’ll wash rust off with the power of hope, slap a new bumper on something that looks like it lost a fight with a forklift, and then sell it to a guy named Gary for $6,000 profit because “it’s got character.” It’s weirdly addicting, mildly janky, and full of that beautiful chaos that only comes from running a business out of a garage with two tools and zero ethics. 9/10 — would tell another NPC this totally isn’t flood damage again.