"Space is cool. Space is fun. Space is also a buggy, laggy, janky deathtrap where friendship goes to die at 5 FPS."

Space Engineers is great — if you have the patience of a Buddhist monk and the pain tolerance of a steel beam under max stress. The mechanics? Stellar. The execution? More like launching a rocket with duct tape and hope.

Want to build a battleship? Go for it. Just don’t be surprised when it explodes because you nudged a landing gear or looked at it wrong. Want to play multiplayer with your friend 4km away? HAHAHAHA. Enjoy warping through the floor at lightspeed because netcode said "nah."

This game will test your limits. Of physics. Of logic. Of friendship. But you’ll still be there, 6 hours deep, hyperventilating because your mining drone finally didn’t implode mid-dock.

Do I recommend it?
Yes. But only if you like pain, betrayal by voxel grids, and whispering “one more weld” at 3AM.

9/10 — would build janky space toaster and accidentally ram it into the moon again.

"Space is cool. Space is fun. Space is also a buggy, laggy, janky deathtrap where friendship goes to die at 5 FPS." Space Engineers is great — if you have the patience of a Buddhist monk and the pain tolerance of a steel beam under max stress. The mechanics? Stellar. The execution? More like launching a rocket with duct tape and hope. Want to build a battleship? Go for it. Just don’t be surprised when it explodes because you nudged a landing gear or looked at it wrong. Want to play multiplayer with your friend 4km away? HAHAHAHA. Enjoy warping through the floor at lightspeed because netcode said "nah." This game will test your limits. Of physics. Of logic. Of friendship. But you’ll still be there, 6 hours deep, hyperventilating because your mining drone finally didn’t implode mid-dock. Do I recommend it? Yes. But only if you like pain, betrayal by voxel grids, and whispering “one more weld” at 3AM. 9/10 — would build janky space toaster and accidentally ram it into the moon again.