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9.6 hrs on record
Honestly? Production Line hits that sweet spot between zen factory-building and spreadsheet-induced panic. It’s surprisingly fun once you get into the groove of min-maxing your way into a car-building empire.

Pro tip: Start with two lines. Trust me. You won’t understand why at first, but future-you will build a statue in my honor when things start to back up like a 3AM Taco Bell run.

Great for fans of logistics, automation, and yelling “WHY IS NO ONE INSTALLING THE DAMN DOORS?”

9/10 — would micromanage my way into factory-induced insomnia again.
Posted 23 July, 2019. Last edited 16 June.
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66.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Flashing Lights is one of those games where you can see the vision, even if it sometimes trips over its own boots on the way there. The idea? Fantastic. The execution? A bit… interesting, in that early-access, “my siren just launched into the stratosphere” kind of way.

It’s janky, it’s occasionally hilarious (not always on purpose), and the UI feels like it came from a 2011 police simulator fan mod. But for all its quirks, it’s still fun. And that says a lot.

It’s early access, so I’m giving it grace. Here's hoping the dev keeps polishing it up, because there’s definitely something here.

7/10 — would respond to a traffic stop and get launched by a hydrant again.
Posted 9 July, 2019. Last edited 16 June.
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3 people found this review helpful
302.0 hrs on record
Rockstar abandoned the soul of GTA — thank god for FiveM.

Once upon a time, GTA V was groundbreaking. The world, the story, the freedom — everything screamed potential. But then GTA Online happened… and Rockstar saw dollar signs. What used to be a sandbox became a slot machine wrapped in a grief simulator.

Want to enjoy the game with friends? Hope you like endless grinding, broken lobbies, flying griefmobiles, and overpriced shark cards for pixel pants. Modding? Clamped down. Creativity? Strangled by microtransactions and monetized mediocrity.

But then came FiveM — the community-driven platform that picked up the pieces and said, “What if we just made the game fun again?”

Whether you're into serious RP, cops and robbers, custom racing scenes, or full-blown chaos servers, FiveM brings the life and variety Rockstar abandoned long ago. It’s where the real GTA experience lives now — built by players, for players.

Base game? 4/10 — a relic.
FiveM? 9/10 — the real sandbox we deserved.
Posted 31 August, 2018. Last edited 16 June.
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1 person found this review funny
10.1 hrs on record
This game lets you build the level as you play it — which sounds fun until Kevin puts a buzzsaw next to the only jump and suddenly you're considering tax fraud just to spite him.

Want to scream at your closest friends? Want to spend 30 minutes crafting the perfect trap only to fall into it yourself like a dumbass? Want to not speak to Chad for 3 weeks because he blocked the flag with a hockey puck launcher? Yeah. This one’s for you.

10/10 — friendship over, I win.
You can be the ultimate chicken. Or just ultimately alone.
Posted 28 March, 2018. Last edited 16 June.
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3 people found this review funny
271.7 hrs on record (98.2 hrs at review time)
Played this game loved it



Waited 2 years and just got one more location



got tired of waiting and is now driving a real semi
Posted 5 February, 2018.
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27.4 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
games good but grindy still fun and worth a few hours of time lol
Posted 13 October, 2017. Last edited 6 December, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
12.3 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its a very early game which gets kinda boring fairly quickly but it has a load of potential the tracking is... intesting to watch but all in all it seems to be a good game just remember the gaurds dont stay out at night
Posted 1 September, 2017.
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41.6 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
Good game now that it's optimized better
A few bugs/glitches bit it's been released for 8 hours what do you expect every game has launch bugs
If you liked cms15 and are thinking about this one stop thinking and get it
Posted 28 July, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
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545.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
"Space is cool. Space is fun. Space is also a buggy, laggy, janky deathtrap where friendship goes to die at 5 FPS."

Space Engineers is great — if you have the patience of a Buddhist monk and the pain tolerance of a steel beam under max stress. The mechanics? Stellar. The execution? More like launching a rocket with duct tape and hope.

Want to build a battleship? Go for it. Just don’t be surprised when it explodes because you nudged a landing gear or looked at it wrong. Want to play multiplayer with your friend 4km away? HAHAHAHA. Enjoy warping through the floor at lightspeed because netcode said "nah."

This game will test your limits. Of physics. Of logic. Of friendship. But you’ll still be there, 6 hours deep, hyperventilating because your mining drone finally didn’t implode mid-dock.

Do I recommend it?
Yes. But only if you like pain, betrayal by voxel grids, and whispering “one more weld” at 3AM.

9/10 — would build janky space toaster and accidentally ram it into the moon again.
Posted 5 March, 2017. Last edited 16 June.
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245.5 hrs on record (165.7 hrs at review time)
lots of grinding, but set goals to make it worth it
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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