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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 176.3 hrs on record (52.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:48am

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Day 1: I wake up naked in a field. I take a moment to observe my surro-
Day 2: I wake up naked in a tundra. I (carefully this time) observe my surroundings before making my move. I spend a few minutes gathering wood to make myself a house. All goes well until someone approaches me with a shotgun.
Day 3: I don't even wake up before I die this time.
Day 4: I spend hours gathering gear and arming up before I actively talk to people. I help out as best as I can with the friendly people. The OTHERS however... Usually end up with buckshot in their face. I eventually die.
Day 5: Greeted upon awakening in a forest. All goes well until his much more equipped friends step out of their hiding spots and begin forcing me to dance for their amusement.



All in all, I r8 it 10/10 dongs.
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