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Colonizer

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Cragclaw Defeated

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Teratomo Defeated

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:33am

Open Sesame

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 10:09am

Aaaaaaand we're back

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Phone Home

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Cannibals

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Little Shop of Horrors

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The $600 Man

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Return To Sender

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Ambidextrous

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:39am

It's Not In The Game

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Your Friendly Neighbourhood...

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 1:22pm

For Science!

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Deleted But Not Forgotten

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Teratomo? Teratomo!

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:34am

No Refunds

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Flippin' the bird

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Turdball Wizard

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

That's all people really want to do...

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Au-revoir Gopher!

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31pm

He Slimed Me

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Home At Last

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:39am

Screw This Noise

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Botanist

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Zoologist

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Build It Up

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

I Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11pm

I Feel The Same. I Think?

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:39pm

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

I Come in Peace

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:18am

Shocking

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Pinball Wizard

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:04pm

The Answer is 42

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Who Is Teratomo?

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 11:34am

Kronus: Unplugged

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:03am

Jewel of the Bargain Bin

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 7:55am

Power Underwhelming

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:08am

Coastal Postal

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 7:53am

Walking On Air

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:19am

Part of a Complete Breakfast

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54pm



What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Don't Cross the Streams

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

A Little Help, Please

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

Old Game Master

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

Old Game Alliance

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.