I'm a real life trucker, and to be honest, this doesn't even slightly simulate the life. Firstly: When I wake up in the morning, I run in to my bathroom and have a quick masturbat'in sesh to the newest "NUTS" mag. I then leave the mess for my part time girlfriend Garth to clean up. I grab my Snickers bar off the table that she's kindly left out for me, and then I kiss her on the forehead. (Bearing in mind that Garth is a japanese lady boy.) In this game, you cannot do that. Also, how am I supposed to pick up hookers and then kill them in the back of my truck if I can't even leave the truck?! Terrible. 0/10

I'm a real life trucker, and to be honest, this doesn't even slightly simulate the life. Firstly: When I wake up in the morning, I run in to my bathroom and have a quick masturbat'in sesh to the newest "NUTS" mag. I then leave the mess for my part time girlfriend Garth to clean up. I grab my Snickers bar off the table that she's kindly left out for me, and then I kiss her on the forehead. (Bearing in mind that Garth is a japanese lady boy.) In this game, you cannot do that. Also, how am I supposed to pick up hookers and then kill them in the back of my truck if I can't even leave the truck?! Terrible. 0/10