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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 17.0 hrs on record
Posted: 21 Jun, 2015 @ 1:31am

Fun for the first 5 hours, but beyond that point it's mostly just a frustrating slog - build a town, figure out that you forgot to do something and it has doomed everybody, watch them all die, then start again from scratch, over and over until you learn how to keep these lemmings from killing themselves.

The most frustrating part by far is your citizens' obsession with firewood - it's so easy to run out of it, and if you do run out, it sends you into a death spiral. People start buring coal instead, which means you're no longer able to make Steel Tools, then everybody's productivity gets cut in half because there's a shortage of tools, then a bunch of people die from starvation, but because there are now so many empty houses, the survivors breed like rabbits and your city is flooded with hungry children that can't work.

The worst part is that there's no way to stop them from switching to coal. People will starve without the slightest objection even if they're currently tending an orchard full of fruit, but if they get a little cold, they'll happily destroy your entire supply chain and doom your civilization just for a few extra minutes of warmth.
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Trogdor DA BURN IN ATE OR! 28 Nov, 2015 @ 11:00am 
"but if they get a little cold, they'll happily destroy your entire supply chain and doom your civilization just for a few extra minutes of warmth."

That's actually incredibly realistic. Tragedy of the commons has destroyed many real civilizations throughout human history.
Captain Crispy Bacon 12 Nov, 2015 @ 2:28am 
Actuallly there is a way to prohibit coal usage in houses - there's a mod for this (not sure if workshop was available at the time of the review). I installed like 10-15 mods and game is playable now. Not interesting, but playable. But it's still crap...
zsedan 5 Nov, 2015 @ 12:09pm 
"People will starve without the slightest objection even if they're currently tending an orchard full of fruit, but if they get a little cold, they'll happily destroy your entire supply chain and doom your civilization just for a few extra minutes of warmth."

HAHAHA that was gold :D :D