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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.5 hrs on record
Posted: 18 Feb, 2019 @ 8:13pm
Updated: 12 Apr @ 2:12pm

The game should be called Socialism 3. Let's sum some of the extremely biased concepts in this game up:

1. Only liberals care about homelessness. Conservatives don't care (literally) if people have nowhere to live. Conservatives don't show up anywhere on homelessness. Liberals do. Therefore, only liberals care about the negative impact of homelessness.

2. Only liberals care about health and education. Conservatives just want dumb, malleable masses to use as cheap labor. You can reduce unemployment by almost 20%, gut the income tax, balance the budget and still have a 21% decrease in popularity due to a 17% decrease in food stamps and unemployment support.

3. Uncontrolled, rampant undocumented immigration will have zero effect on your country other than raising "tensions". If you decrease illegal immigration expect your tourism to collapse (literally) and for your economy to decline somewhat (literally). Undocumenteds don't pay taxes and even as your crime decreases and your employment rates stay the same, just having your tourism decrease will be enough to kibosh your economy. Also expect over 80% of the country to view you unfavorably, even if your GDP rate is in the mid green and your nation is performing stellarly. Crime decreased only 1% by cutting undocumented immigration by over 25%. You decide if that makes sense.

4. Over 85% of all policies that you can enact pretty much are oppressive controls. Tell people what they can eat or drink. Where they can live. What they can say. What they can do. What they can think. Instantiate policies that increase taxes or subsidies, or both. The options for diminishing government are severely limited and you're punished immediately if you do. Percentage swings are disproportional. Decrease crime in your nation by 20%? Great. Conservatives increase in happiness by 3%. Increase oil drilling by less than 10%? Prepare for over a 30% decrease in approval from liberals.

The game's algorithms have a very...interesting definition of how politics work. The core mechanic of the game is balancing your constituencies to keep votes for a re-election campaign. Except conservative constituencies don't exist beyond "'Murica yeah!" military supporters, immigrant-phobic proponents that just hate ethnic individuals and religious caricatures simply don't exist. Oh yeah, did I mention that if you have an even remotely permissive nation that protects religious freedoms, your technology levels will decline dramatically? Because obviously if you're a believer, you must be some technically illiterate caveman. Right? Right?

I can't recommend a game this slanted and openly disingenuous and low-IQ. In fact I'm going to try and get a refund. I recommend every conservative that made the mistake of purchasing this game do the same. A political simulator with only one arm of the political spectrum is like Hearthstone with creatures that only have toughness but no attack. What?

Avoid this joke.

3/10.
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13 Comments
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 14 Jul, 2019 @ 2:59pm 
Firstly, stupid comments on steam are patently obvious and painfully prevalent. Don't play coy. Comments that insult, belittle, misrepresent or otherwise obfuscate the truth are stupid. If you disagree with my review, do so respectfully and then kindly get lost. I haven't deleted posts that voice disagreement. I *have* deleted posts by individuals that act socially retarded on purpose to troll, attack or contaminate this review. I won't permit it. It's my review and if you want a review that has a crapstorm chat thread underneath. Go write your own.

Secondly, the United Kingdom isn't nearly as "liberal" as you say it is. Otherwise Brexit wouldn't exist. The UK, much like the US, is very much embroiled in a conflict for the spirit and destiny of its future identity.

Finally, the fact that I left your post up for 3 months without touching it, purposefully, pretty much underscores which one of us is the true libertarian. Oh and the game still sucks.
silicone_gaming 22 Apr, 2019 @ 12:15pm 
First of all, this game was created in the United Kingdom, an overwhelmingly liberal country. British concept of conservatism is very different than the US concept of conservatism. For your sake I'll say British conservatism is like American Liberalism (the Democrats), in fact, most of the Democrats are in fact right wing. So you cannot blame the developers for having a more British mindset.

Second of all, what in your eyes considers a "stupid comment", seems like comment regulation to me bud, not very conservative of you.

Third of all, from my experiences with the British Tory Party, they are very much anti-poor.
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 8 Mar, 2019 @ 8:32pm 
I kid you not, but when you start the game and you choose your party, you literally have a choice of over 20 democrat-socialist nomenclatures and only about 3-4 conservatives ones. No, I'm not kidding. Moreover, there are only three policy changes that are conservative in nature.

No reduction in government. Economic recovery does little to prevent assassination. Only changes restrict rights.

So yeah, I'm going to say that no, it's not conservative. At all. If you doubt me, buy it and see it for yourself.
Loot Hunter 8 Mar, 2019 @ 8:20pm 
Funny thing. I found this on reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Democracy3/comments/4022zi/democracy_3_seems_heavily_proconservative
It looks like the game is not much pro-Socialism, but simply made with Conservative/Progressive stereotypes in mind.
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 7 Mar, 2019 @ 9:24am 
As an aside, if you think your ideology: philosophical, political
or otherwise is so sound, you wouldnt need to come in here and troll with 0 cal comments that make no points and just show off what a jackass you are.
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 7 Mar, 2019 @ 9:22am 
I don’t mind homest debate. However I will not tolerate anyone coming into this review and acting like an idiot. One time it’s a warning and a post removal. The second infraction results in a post removal. Third time means you get blocked and a you earn a post removal.
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 6 Mar, 2019 @ 12:19pm 
Yep.
Barbecue 5 Mar, 2019 @ 1:34pm 
This game is so stupid because it says that it angers religious people when you teach evolution only, which isn't even true.

The Catholic church teaches evolution. The big bang theory was discovered by a Catholic priest, Georges Lemaître.

The makers of this game think all religions are evangelical baptists living in southern US.
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 4 Mar, 2019 @ 6:15pm 
As I said, insulting stereotypimg comments or taunting messages are deleted. A debate isn’t acceptable on my review page. That said, painting republicans like monsters is indubitably dumb. I don’t argue with intellectually limited people. Go rant on your profile page.
Reesey124 3 Mar, 2019 @ 7:57pm 
Glad I'm not the only one who sees this... It seems like if you try even remotely to make a somewhat libertarian/conservatarian nation you will either have a 1% approval rating or an early game assassination, making it unplayable for a good half of people. Even if the economy is soaring.