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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 hrs on record
Posted: 11 Mar @ 5:47pm
Updated: 20 Apr @ 10:17am

(mini-review.)

There are too many HoMM clones on PC, Mac, Linux and iOS to waste time on one that's as uninspired as this one. Bland lore. Bland, overly-pixelated vintage art. Bland factions. Bland units. Bland combat. A game that feels like an AI-assisted graduation project for a HoMM 1 fan, saddled with overly-complex mechanics.

It might be worth $5 but more than that and it's a stretch. At least it runs well...

Not worth the time. There are 20-year old, better games available.

6.5/10.
Bland Conquest.
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ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 20 Jun @ 7:27pm 
As of June 20th: The game is on a 70% sale less than 6 months after release. Selling for less than 10 bucks but can't generate 400 players. Oh my! The graphics! LOL.
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 4 Jun @ 5:44pm 
As of June 4th: 87 players. "I don't usually astroturf but this guy's review is bullshit." Kek.
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 20 Apr @ 10:20am 
As of April 20th, 2025: 485 players on this shitshow. Over 2200 on a ten year old "remaster" of a 30 year old game (Heroes III). Yeah, shove your clown emojis astroturfers. ;)
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 13 Mar @ 6:15pm 
I want to thank all the bitch-tits that gave me clown points for my profile. Keep astroturfing. ;)
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 13 Mar @ 6:14pm 
lian2k: It's actually totally accurate and no amount of astroturfing will make people buy this gaming cul-de-sac. This game is a go-nowhere footnote in a tiny Homm-clone page in a massive tome of gaming. If this game were any blander, they'd have called it "Unflavored Oatmeal: Now with shit factions!". Enjoy your 209 concurrent players. ;)

Mile: Yeah, not my best. Still better than the sorry ass comebacks that some fucktards like Mile put on here though.
ɠųąཞɖıąŋ ąŋɠɛƖ! 13 Mar @ 6:12pm 
Neko: I don't love most clones and the few that I do, are on iOS. However, I think everyone can agree that HoMM 3 is the goat and I'd rather play that, than this. Apparently, most people agree with me since this game has 209 players currently. I suppose if you lack a brain stem, this might scratch your itch though. Secondly, over-pixelated junk graphics that are "the greatest of all time" is a joke. Only "OG" gamer hipsters think this game looks good. But thanks for your butthurt review. ;)

Beliak: See above.
Mile 13 Mar @ 12:56pm 
"Bland Review"
lian2k 13 Mar @ 11:58am 
rarely commenting on someones review but this guys review is bullshit.
Beliak 13 Mar @ 10:45am 
What's a good HoMM clone you enjoy then?
D-Day Party 12 Mar @ 3:12pm 
Plays for 10 minutes and has the gull to write a review.... I guess this is what you get when you let anyone write one. Calling one of the best looking pixel art games EVER "Bland" is a level of ignorance one can not even begin to describe. Clearly 0 appreciation for games and just a bitter old bloke who finds satisfaction in putting others down.
+ I cannot believe how bland and self centered pretty much all of your reviews are (i don't like that so its bad).
One thing you do well though is put people to sleep i bet, writing uninteresting, AI-generated reviews everyone promptly skips over, Cheers!