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scrungobung8us 1 Apr @ 1:50pm 
I found you from a steam guide but you got good taste in games
ℒuii 8 Dec, 2025 @ 1:38pm 
Add me pls!
apd444 6 Jan, 2025 @ 12:50pm 
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🐒🐒🐒 This broski is dreadfully baboonish 🐒🐒🐒
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future hoyls 💯❗️

💎💎 Have an experience during each match 💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Keep yourself safe, young man ⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤 The profile is swagilicious 🤤🤤🤤

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J 25 Oct, 2024 @ 11:02am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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john.starwars.1999 24 Oct, 2024 @ 10:19am 
This is sexual harassment.
† 𝙱𝚞𝚣𝚣 † 23 Oct, 2024 @ 10:43pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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♥♥♥♥ ass gary 25 Sep, 2024 @ 1:22pm 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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J 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:23am 
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J 26 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
john.starwars.1999 1 Aug, 2024 @ 11:21am 
There is only one way to settle this. I will paunch you for crumb.
Microwave 26 Jul, 2024 @ 5:50pm 
Wrong. You my rival are nothing but a lair. Crumb is mine, stated by Jesus, H, Christ, himself.
john.starwars.1999 26 Jul, 2024 @ 1:31pm 
On the twenty-second day of September, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-two, a proclamation was issued by the Salacious, containing, among other things, the following, to wit:

"That on the first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, all crumbs held as slaves within any Nation or designated part of Nation, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the Salacious, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the Salacious, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognise and maintain the freedom of crumb, and will do no act or acts to repress such crumbs, or any of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom."

checkmate, n3wb.
Microwave 25 Jul, 2024 @ 5:17pm 
I legally own crumb, give him back.
john.starwars.1999 24 Jul, 2024 @ 3:32pm 
Bob's paunch looks different on him than the average wrestler. The paunch is usually very firm, and there is an area where the groin mesh does not meet the rest of his mesh. So when he finds the empty boulder, you best believe that he is the centre of attention. Gamers are staring at him left and right. They come to Paunch him. Their boulders explode when they see him. They get Paunched when Bob approaches them.
J 24 Jul, 2024 @ 2:28pm 
When I wear clothes, they look different on me than the average guy. Shirts are usually very tight around the back and arms, and pants get constricted around the quads. So when I’m walking down the street, you best believe that I am the center of attention. Girls are staring at me left and right. They come talk to me. They giggle when they see me. They get turned on when I approach them
john.starwars.1999 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:38pm 
where is crumb right now? crumb follows me, not you.
Microwave 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm 
false, do you have any proof that crumb would follow you instead of me?
john.starwars.1999 20 Jul, 2024 @ 1:19pm 
if we were to walk in opposite directions, the crumb would follow me.
Microwave 19 Jul, 2024 @ 9:11am 
proof?
john.starwars.1999 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:10am 
photography frightens the crumb. unacceptable.
Microwave 18 Jul, 2024 @ 2:51pm 
still waiting for proof of ownership of crumb
john.starwars.1999 18 Jul, 2024 @ 2:22pm 
Still don't know how to do it though :(
Ruggeri Anselmo (pai) 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:30am 
Wait you have 14k hours in how do you do ? WTF ?
Microwave 14 Jun, 2024 @ 9:24pm 
show proof of owner ship
john.starwars.1999 14 Jun, 2024 @ 6:53pm 
the salacious crumb is mine
Microwave 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08pm 
give crumb back
spooked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 9:10am 
oh mein gott
john.starwars.1999 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am 
We will Paunch for Hitler pornography !
mouth sack 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:26pm 
If you win, ill buy you sex with hitler!
mouth sack 29 Mar, 2023 @ 5:24pm 
I challenge you to a paunch 1v1, ive heard your one of the best, I think not...
spooked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am 
hey bro da hell dude gimme my 5 euros back
Connorrhea 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm 
john can you smell them they are awfully close today :steamthis:
john.starwars.1999 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:35am 
yeah, I should be in on weekends. just message me any questions you have
Luwy Insanity 30 May, 2022 @ 2:09pm 
Ok thanks when you go back to your home you can help me ?
john.starwars.1999 28 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm 
sorry for not replying, I'm working away from home at the moment. Read this guide, give it a try, and you can ask me if you have any questions

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2220513876
Luwy Insanity 22 May, 2022 @ 3:50pm 
hello can i ask something i want to learn how do skin for weapon for L4D2 can you teach to me ?
spooked 1 May, 2022 @ 1:28pm 
this is ho wworks juist giv mesteamachie vements many thnx :)
spooked 1 May, 2022 @ 3:47am 
helo yes i want all steam achevments pls, give me yours, thamky ou :)
spooked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:59am 
fart
SupTwo 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm 
Happy belated Christmas!

Also, dream logic, especially when lucid, can be consistent with that of the real world
SupTwo 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am 
Lucid dreaming is the ultimate way to maximize the potential of your time. The ability to both recollect and have full control over your dream means you can easily use it as a means to practice mental or physical skills
john.starwars.1999 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am 
horsen 🐴 more like who're son 🐒
coffin coffin cemetery 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04am 
сын ♥♥♥♥♥ тупоголовой
john.starwars.1999 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm 
i like the one where it goes like
HAY
WOEWOEWOEDUDUALWIGHTTDUDUDUDUDUD BANGARANG
Radioness 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48pm 
if nirvana made good music it would do the song that goes dooddodoodododoooodododo
Trinity 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:24am 
the man who got banned by the world
SupTwo 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53am 
The man who beaned the world
Trinity 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30am 
IM mares leggin YOU, fistful of fragger!
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💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are impregnable☪ SALLAM SALLAH SALLAM
I could never MAre's Leg you Brother!💖 FORGIVE meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
👪👪 who give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ never get called back
0% = I Slept with a Black man 🚫†✡🚫
3% = One night standed by God💦impregnable💦impregnable💦impregnable
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