Recent reviews by medusa

これは正真正銘のゲットー・クラシックだ。

gooooooooooooood good

c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶i̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶u̶d̶i̶ ̶d̶l̶c̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶r̶o̶p̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶i̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶f̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶w̶b̶

This game is actually AIDS lmao. I swear half the map has these phantom objects that make goals and tasks nearly impossible to accomplish more than half the time. On top of that I love getting a complete black screen for leaving no more than a minute to take a piss, open Task Manager, then kill the game. There's other things I can squawk about but there are tons of video essays about the same sentiment I have you can just look up on YouTube.

china monkey built different

this game really makes you feel like Spider-Man but with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

i love playing off of a rent-a-server from the depths of Benghazi

this is a certified гопник classic

hello welcome to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Battle Royale™ videogame. you must give us money to make a Battle Royale™ game or other form of media, even though we stripped the idea from Kinji Fukasaku's film Battle Royale which was an adaptation of Koushun Takami's novel Battle Royale. please give us money. also my name is Brendan Greene and I didn't make this game but i take all the credit.

this game brings me nostalgia back to when i was in high school and the autists would run like every character in the Naruto series

I spent $90+ for this steaming load. was it worth it? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT WAS!

PROS:
-you get to phase through the map
-when you look into the sky your game flickers!
-repetitive gameplay
-didn't live up to 2013 E3 reveal
-uplay

CONS:
-Tom Clancy's The Division

get cancer Ubisoft