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231.7 hrs on record (33.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Love Ark? Love Conan? Love Pokemon and/or Digimon? Wish the best aspects of all those games could be merged into a single game created by developers that actually still cared about their product? Then have I got a game for you!
Posted 23 January, 2024.
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39.1 hrs on record
It's Skyrim, it's a special edition, of course you should buy it.
Posted 9 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
6,062.2 hrs on record (5,951.1 hrs at review time)
Uhm, it has dinosaurs and tech stuff for no apparent reason. Also, amnesia victims washing up on a beach are capable of building high tech devices, again for no apparent reason. It likes to crash a lot for no apparent reason. It's actually quite fun and addicting for no apparent reason.
Posted 15 January, 2023.
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14.3 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Beautiful game, such an amazing concept. It's too bad Team17 has become evil over the years and screwed over the developer so bad that they left the games industry.
Posted 21 December, 2022.
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88.4 hrs on record (36.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Still very early access, but seriously a great game already!
Posted 13 September, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
This wasn't even the reason I bought a Vive, but it has become my most played Vive game so far! I had spent all winter unable to ride my bike because I hate the cold, so I was looking for a way to get some cardio in. That's when I found an article about a developer losing weight playing Soundboxing, figured I'd give it a try. A couple songs later and I was hooked! I try to get in at least a couple songs a night, great fun and I get my heart pumping.

Tip: Buy a sweat-resistant foam replacement, you'll need it XD Also, the Bee Gees are actually very fun, and the Skyrim theme is very well made!
Posted 16 March, 2017.
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28.1 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is completly broken in VR, UI is shoved through the floor, no controller support, no way to even even start the game, heck you can't even quit the game without resorting to Alt-F4. Developer knows about the problem, complaignts are flooding the official forum, but they havn't bothered to respond to them or acknowledge the problem.

DEVELOPER: If you have no intention of supporting the HTC Vive then just stop saying it's supported. It's deceptive to buyers.
Posted 12 March, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
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6.4 hrs on record
First off, I'm not a huge fan of CoD games, but despite the reviews I decided to give it a try... well, mostly because the dog. Seriously, they could make an entire game of just Riley and I would buy it. The story isn't bad either, I even found myself enjoying it.

Pros: Puppy! Fluffy Wuffy Puppy! OMFG I adore that damn dog!

Cons: Not enough puppy. Far too many scenes without puppy. Needs more puppy! Why can't I pet him, feed him doggy treats, and give belly rubs!? Oh, and I hate the sharks, seriously who came up with that?! That took more reloads than any part of the game so far. At least I got to see my puppy again.

Suggestions to the Developer: Make a Riley special edition. Oh, and belly rubs... this game is just screaming for a belly rub option!

TLDR: Totaly worth $30, 11/10 would totally spend five hours saying "who's a good doggy?" again.
Posted 27 December, 2016.
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0.0 hrs on record
It has mini light boxes... best DLC ever!
Posted 24 April, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
148.0 hrs on record
Finished all missions, cleared all areas, maxed out all strongholds, got all the archangels, got all the important cars... soooooooo bored...

I can't be bothered to collect the remaining scrap locations since I have more than I could ever use by this point. Would like to get the rest of the photos and stuff, but it's soooo boooooring and has become soooooo easy...

They really need to take some pointers from Bethesda and add in mod support. Because, seriously, the game just runs out of steam as soon as you complete the main story mission.

But, do I think this is a bad game? Oh hell no! I had a blast up until the end of the story, the combat is simple but fun, the driving is a pleasure once you upgrade the car to something drivable, and the characters are very enjoyable. It really just needs more stuff to do, something the mod community could pull off easily.

Take Fallout 3 for example, or Skyrim. These are examnples of games that the developer encouraged mods for and they are still being played years later. My Fallout 3 playthrough has outlived three computers, once it starts to get boring, I just install more quests from the mod community! The same goes for Skyrim, start getting bored? Install a ton of mods and explore all over again!

Mad Max has so much potential, the engine is fine and the atmosphere is great. The Big Nothing could be used as a "mod friendly" area where modders could expand the world without messing up the main game area. There is so much that could be done to extend the life and diserability of Mad Max with very little effort or expense from WB, if only they would open it up.
Posted 30 September, 2015.
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