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3 people found this review helpful
75.9 hrs on record (64.1 hrs at review time)
Honestly, it's good for a single playthrough or two but there ain't any value to replaying it beyond that.

A missed oppurtunity to do something more than just a campaign... I guess.
Posted 26 July, 2024.
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101.6 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
Thank you Sony, I still consider you a cockroach but a little less of one.

To ArrowHead... Yea sorry bout the temporary negative review <3
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I loved watching this game on youtube, but despite no fault of the devs.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm almost confident that Ubisoft made creating a profile as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, infuriating as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ possible.
"Enable cookies" or our website wont work...
"Pay 30 bucks" So you can change the nickname we choose for you, instead of the one you put in when registering your account.
There was not a single easy part, in getting to play your game...
I feel almost feel morally obligated to not give them a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cent when this is how they choose to operate.

Sorry to Nadeo for the negative review, to the ubisoft CEO's who are too busy worrying about getting the money to shove another spoonfull of coke up their nose to realize their only hurting themselves in everyway possible for a few extra bucks....

Never touching another ubisoft release again...
Posted 8 October, 2023. Last edited 8 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
1,930.8 hrs on record (158.9 hrs at review time)
It's fun enough to keep you from feeling like dying while in class, but still not so taxing that its obvious your playing a game and when your asked something all you gotta do is hit spacebar and you don't have to worry about it.
Posted 2 November, 2019.
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2,707.3 hrs on record (2,043.4 hrs at review time)
I'm convinced Wube could polish a literal turd into a holy relic, that gathers worshippers just by it's meere existance.
Posted 30 June, 2019. Last edited 8 December, 2023.
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40.0 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)
fedt spil men vær eneste gang i zombies jeg kommer til hell hounds/speciele runde mit spil crasher men eller helt vildt godt
Posted 3 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
48.3 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
virkeligt sjovt spil men de skal kigge ind i at lave multiplayer så hurtigt som mulig og måske lave lidt vidre på de så man måske skal land på planeter for at lave værktøjer eller et eller anden
Posted 5 August, 2015.
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64.6 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
realy fun game but it gets boring if you get stuck in a prison.
but if you added multiplayer to it so could like work togheter
to escapeand so on
Posted 22 March, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
17.4 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
f*ck this game dosent even work lags all the time dont f*cking buy this sh*t it is beder that u go and buy a sh*t

Posted 12 December, 2013.
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