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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

penis

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You tooka shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you didn't know the difference.

worst

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