66 people found this review helpful
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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 58.8 hrs on record (56.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 14 Jun, 2019 @ 9:35am
Updated: 23 Jan, 2024 @ 4:39am
Product received for free

I'm a 22k ID who remembers V15, and it genuinely, truly upsets me to see the state this game is in. I mean actual, genuine sorrow. For the zoomers who don't understand what I'm talking about, let me break it down;
Blockland has existed in one form or another since, like, 2004. There are two different periods, Return to Blockland, and Retail. Retail came out in 2007, and is what you see on Steam today, while Return to Blockland is dead in a hole.
Anyways, flash forward to 2012, V21 releases and removes terrains, leaving you with the generic slate map, because shaders apparently didn't work on the pre-built maps like Bedroom and Slopes. Wanna know something funny? Shaders don't even work on Mac.
Anyways, Blockland went up on Steam Greenlight. The game gets greenlit in August 2013, and comes out in December.
Problems immediately started.
First, you have numb_digger, some kid who came in during the Steam release and starts DDOSing the RTB master server. Not RTB as in the game pre-retail, but RTB as in Blockland's own version of the Steam Workshop with an IRC. I forget how long this went on for, but the end result was RTB getting discontinued after the provider pulled the plug, leaving the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forums as the only place to actually download addons.
And then you have people from Steam coming into what effectively was a community with heavy gatekeeping, en masse, and destroying the old identity, causing the veterans to leave. Once the new players realize there wasn't much to do since RTB was discontinued, they leave too, and Badspot has pretty much stopped developing the game. It's literally vaporware at this point, and it genuinely upsets me to see this game that had such great potential get squandered.

That said, not everything is doom and gloom for Blockland. While the game itself is dead, interest is not. There's a new game called Brickadia that is being made in Unreal 4 by a bunch of veterans from the Blockland community, like Zeblote. Look into it, join their discord, and give them some support so that this game's potential isn't squandered like Blockland was.

Nevermind, Brickadia has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonce problem. I should be surprised, but I'm not. Blockland had a huge unchecked pedo problem back in the day, and considering Brickadia's close ties with Blockland, I shouldn't be surprised.
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13 Comments
Clee Torres 8 Jan @ 7:23pm 
I forgot about blockland, I remember playing for hours on my brothers laptop pre steam. dodgeball, storm the beach etc
rat 9 Mar, 2024 @ 6:19pm 
BLID 42100 here, f#ck badspot basically
Nova Flare 30 Mar, 2021 @ 1:15pm 
21k here. I empathise with you. Terrain brings back a lot of happy memories for me - all of the old fort wars servers, and the mini-empire servers hosted by people like Gentoo. I remember all the old innovative builds, like Cube HQ from Ladezkik.

Now they are merely phantoms of the past, lost, save for our memory of such things.
Benchmark137 22 May, 2020 @ 9:56am 
2006 gang represent. my hearts broken
sand hanitizer 8 Sep, 2019 @ 1:01am 
check out brick rigs too, its like blockland, but with a thriving community of dedicated builders and developers
MartiniMarter🍸 30 Aug, 2019 @ 4:18pm 
You are absolutely right. I'm a blockland veteran and what you just said is 100% true facts.

From nice maps with funny mods and servers to boring slate maps, vanilla no mods and community broke.
Difficulty Tweak 14 Jul, 2019 @ 11:17pm 
Pretty much, yea.
Difficulty Tweak 14 Jul, 2019 @ 10:41pm 
Wrong.
The sheer fact that Blockland used dedicated servers meant that ROBLOX shitters would have been kept at bay by the server owners and their staff, regardless of the competence of Badspot and his team.
Difficulty Tweak 13 Jul, 2019 @ 9:53pm 
It's not worse than 4chan because 4chan is not one singular community. Interests of users from /k/ and /x/ are wildly different (ie, /k/ommandos would rather fuck their guns and deer while /x/ users want to fuck demons)
Obviously you'll have some overlap between boards (particularly /k/ and /pol/) but the communities are otherwise insular (like /tg/)
I mean, you'll still get called a faggot on every board on the site, but don't just lump the boards under one banner.
Anyways, you are correct to an extent - the community is like summerfag /v/ on steroids and somehow even more autistic.
Venetin 13 Jul, 2019 @ 5:37pm 
Can we mention how toxic the community is regardless though?

everyone seems to deny the fact it's worse than 4chan but it really is.