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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.4 hrs on record
Posted: 3 May @ 11:25am

Early Access Review
Insane price tag for what the game is. Very little content in the game, physics are garbage and not even garbage enough to be funny, half the game menus are in french, multiplayer is insanely buggy. I would not even pay 5 euros for this game
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5 Comments
clueberry bobbler 5 May @ 2:09am 
Orrrrrr if it's forcing you to skip dinner you could take time to research a title before investing in it? A 25 euro investment that you only have to pay once... I wonder how much money I could get you to spend for something unfinished... $25 dollars isn't even all that much (versus the 60+ and soon to be potentially 100$ games), you could've waited for it to go on sale.

Do you know what "Early Access" means or what it entails? No one promised you a full fleshed out game. Be realistic .-.

However, I apologize.. Your review is truthful, while it could depend on personal factors, it could be useful information for someone as particular as you are. It sucks to not get what you were expecting. Playing the beginning stages of a buggy game can sometimes be a lot of fun with the right mindset and a bit of goofs, especially when you get to see how it's developed in the future. I'm sorry you didn't experience that here.
decisive 4 May @ 10:53am 
You're right, how selfish of me to expect a functioning and original game in exchange for my money! Clearly, 25 euros is just a heartfelt donation to struggling artists who thank us with shit physics, untranslated menus, and a barely functional multiplayer. Next time I’ll skip dinner so they can keep blessing steam with original masterpiece games like this.
clueberry bobbler 3 May @ 8:12pm 
So you want them to work to improve it to your standards for free? How will they pay rent and obtain food to make the game you want if they're poor?
decisive 3 May @ 6:38pm 
They should be paid what they are worth, and in this case, that is not 25 euros.
clueberry bobbler 3 May @ 1:14pm 
developers must be paid to make better products :)