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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 65.9 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Aug, 2015 @ 2:18pm

Early Access Review
-Buys game
-Gets adventurous
-Becomes a shark hunter/explorer
-Kill a bunch of sandsharks/
-Goes to Aurora
-Can't find entrance
-Go to back of ship
-Fire everywhere
-Does Hardcore Parkour
-Misses simplest jump
-Falls
-Get rekt by a massive shark
-Cries in a corner
-Gets back on
-Tries to run it over in Seamoth
-Heart Attack

11/10 Would be assaulted by a big red shark again
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