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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 490.6 hrs on record (197.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 15 Jun, 2017 @ 8:59am
Updated: 15 Jun, 2017 @ 9:08am

And here we have a presumed conversation that must've taken place at Take Two's HQ.
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Take Two Person A: "Hey, people are buying our game on PC at record rates to the point where it's currently the fourth top grossing game of all time and might even become the third."
Take Two Person B: "♥♥♥♥, what should we do to ensure people keep buying it and tell their friends to buy it?"
Take Two Person A: Snorts some more blow off B's ♥♥♥♥ "♥♥♥♥ I dunno, get rid of THE ONLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING STILL CONVINCING PEOPLE TO BUY OUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME."
Take Two Person B: Snorts some blow off A's ♥♥♥♥ "Damn, nothing out of line there for me. Gotta squeeze out the couple of hundred dollars we can get from idiots using microtranactions instead of the LITERAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THOUSANDS TO MAYBE MILLIONS FROM PEOPLE BUYING IT."
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