I have been writing C++ for longer than I've been goonmaxing. See comments for experience.
OC SFWish Spicy Femboy Pics (2023): https://imgur.com/a/DAIpf3c
OC Nature Pics (2023): https://imgur.com/a/B9InEZd

Apparently I send spicy pictures if you buy something from my steam wishlist.

Am I really an alcoholic?
Am I really a femboy?
Why does the world need to see these photos?
- Alcoholic Femboy PICS IN BIO UwU :3

All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts
- Shakespeare

Boots kick the frozen snow
As a dying day lurks in the shadows
Frigid air inundates the wandering soul
Who passes under skeletons of trees
All is dead this time of year
Feel the winter within
And as they tromp the trail to nowhere
"Who?" coos the Dove
I, too, wish I knew.

Some people despise poetry, or think it is silly, or a waste of time. And I'm not going to encourage you to think either way. But whether you jet across the top of life, or stop to scribble about trees and clouds while walking in the woods, our trains all stop the same after this gloomy and miserable and sometimes enlightening ride. We're all just wasting the time.

So anyway, what I'm getting to: authentic personal wellness products for sale. Updated 2024:
Femboy bath water: $48.99+shipping/bottle (many flavors available)
Femboy urine: $25+shipping/bottle (best deal)
Femboy milk*: $139.99+shipping/1.5oz (includes shot glass)

*Processed in facilities where common allergens such as nuts may be present