Me: Well, that's obviously a fap'em up game, I'll pass. But wait, overwhelmingly positive, with 55 giga-million reviews??1
*shut up and take my money*
Me Later: ehhh wtf.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...

This is THE most casual and simplistic shoot em up. So simple it is absolutely BORING. Total time-waster. Probably meant to be purchased by 14yos with mom's credit card.

I'm an idiot. I should have trusted my first instincts. It's a fap'em up, which, really, these are still being made? Is this for people who don't know there's free porn with actual humans on the internet?

Me: Well, that's obviously a fap'em up game, I'll pass. But wait, overwhelmingly positive, with 55 giga-million reviews??1 *shut up and take my money* Me Later: ehhh wtf.. god dammit... This is THE most casual and simplistic shoot em up. So simple it is absolutely BORING. Total time-waster. Probably meant to be purchased by 14yos with mom's credit card. I'm an idiot. I should have trusted my first instincts. It's a fap'em up, which, really, these are still being made? Is this for people who don't know there's free porn with actual humans on the internet?