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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 71.7 hrs on record (63.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 Dec, 2019 @ 2:40pm
Updated: 5 Nov, 2020 @ 7:00pm

If you are a nonbeliever of Save Jesus, I do not personally lead myself to believe you are foolish, but believe you are simply confused and misguided. Witnessing a single hour long session of Save Jesus has taught me more than all my hours at school combined. I see now that after this session, the intelligence of those around me is comparable to a domesticated turkey. Opening Save Jesus for the first time built something inside of me, and now my eyes are completely open to the lord. I now outsmart any man, woman or child on the entire face of this pathetic planet, but if Save Jesus has taught me anything, it's to respect thy brother and sister for thou shall not look down upon one another, but bring thy companions up and triumph even in the face of sin just as Jesus did when crucified on the cross. This is not a game, but a work of art thats needs to be shared with the world, so I shout out my wisdom given to me by the lord and tell you, rise up! Don't let the Devil subdue your love for the Christ. Join me my brother and sister, no matter your race, ethnicity, nationality, disabilities, sex, sexual orientation, gender expression, or gender identity. You see, there is only those who have played Save Jesus and those who have not. As long as you spread goodness throughout the world, God will give back to you and your loved ones. No matter how bleak the moment may seem, the Lord has a plan for you, little one. Give praise to the Creator for all that he has given us! All praise Jesus! We must spread thy name of Jesus by requiring all children to play this game 3 times a day (a play before each meal) to help lead our children towards the path of holiness. Those who chose not to participate in the actions of the daily ritual of Save Jesus will not be punished for they are already punishing themselves towards a darker path and is alreasy loses enough simply by not playing it. This "game" if you so call it (like i stated before I believe its more of an art than a game) is a life changing experience, and if you chose no to "play" it then you sir are the true loser and there is nothing to do for you except continuing to push you in the right direction. May god bless your soul! 100/10 Amen! Hallelujah!
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