1 person found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Feb @ 9:12am

OH MY GOD WHAT 😭 ive been trying to play this game for a year and a half and havent made it past the login screen, always some error on every device ive tried to play this on (2 phones, 2 pcs). come to find out theres a steam version, im like "oh yay! i can try again! maybe the new login stuff will fix my issue!" NO DUDE THE ACCOUNTS ARE *MESSED UP*. you need an ubisoft account, it asks you to link that to your steam account, and for the life of me I cant remember my GrowID password so I needed to connect a google or apple account, and you need to sign into that *inside of the game*; like it opens an embedded browser and you have to type in your password. Just about the sketchiest thing ever, like thats how phishing scams happen, just open a link dude 😭 from there I signed into a google account and the game STILL DIDNT WORK. what was even the point of the first two accounts if i have to sign in a third time??? jesus christ, what a mess. do away with the account system entirely (except for GrowID users duh) and replace it. this game is completely nonfunctional. and, for what it's worth, I only want to play this game for nostalgia and because it's dead simple second-monitor material, NOT because it's good. the game itself is pretty bad and probably one of the worst-looking games ive ever seen. like if im gonna highlight anything, the art style in this game is puke worthy. guh. not that the gameplay and the art style matter when i cant OPEN THE GAME.
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