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42.5 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Fun little ARPG that doesn't require a PHD in Autismology to make a good character.
Posted 2 August.
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3.2 hrs on record
Cute little indie shooter. Definitely worth the dollar I paid for it. Play it on Hard it increases the enemy count. The downside is that the pausing and saving system is kinda jank. 7/10 buy on sale.
Posted 15 July.
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127.8 hrs on record (77.7 hrs at review time)
As someone whos only played Skyrim and Oblivion, I'll say its both one of the greatest games I've ever played, but also not one I would recommend to everyone. The beginning is extremely hard. Nothing makes sense, theres no voice acting, nothing is explained and there are no waypoints. On top of that, you can't hit anything, move like a slug, and half your actions fail for no real reason. That said, I promise if you stick with it, you will go from a pathetic nobody to a literal god king one shotting most things and zipping across the map at super speed once you learn the mechanics. This game has enough content for 3-400 hours of questing easily and can't even be done in one playthrough.

For modding savvy people:

I'm sure boomers will not like hearing this, but I would recommend using Openmw, an updated game engine, and morrowind graphics overhaul and it will essentially remaster the game for you it really is stunning. I would also recommend using the voices of vvardenfell mod (with openmw patch) to give the game voice acting via AI. If you get stuck there is also no shame in just using the wiki after you've given it a good faith effort which makes the game infinitely less frustrating. Look up the automatic modlist installation guide on youtube by Gonzo Games. That is what I followed and it was easy enough but very long without nexus premium.

For modding unsavvy people:
Probably don't play it unless you're sure you're okay with the graphics as is.
9.5/10 recommend full price
Posted 6 July.
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231.2 hrs on record (85.6 hrs at review time)
A magical button to insert frame generation into nearly any game. Works great stabilizing fps on beefy games, or getting around hard 60fps caps. Would not recommend the resolution scaling because it looks fairly fuzzy compared to DLSS in my opinion but it is an option. Its cheap and it works idk what else to say 10/10.
Posted 27 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.5 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
If Splitgate 1 was halo with portals, then Splitgate 2 is Apex Legends with portals for all the positive and negative aspects those entail. Some will love the change and some will hate it, but I think either way it is a very competently made game even if I prefer the first one personally.
Posted 6 June.
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0.3 hrs on record
The controls are just...so bad. If you can get the Force Unleashed series running that's a much better place to start.
Posted 4 June.
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99.1 hrs on record (71.4 hrs at review time)
By Golly, Todd, you've done it again.
Posted 30 May.
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4 people found this review helpful
110.7 hrs on record
It's a great game but its not for everyone. Its extremely similar to the first one for better or worse. The combat, exploration and character creation are some of the best I've ever seen, but the story is forgettable and a lot of the quests are unintuitive and often need a guide to complete to not fail or miss significant parts of the game. The game can have performance issues at times, but I don't necessarily think its bad optimization because the graphics are also extremely good so its more of a trade off.

It had frustrations at parts, but ultimately just leveling my character with the great and varied combat mechanics, interesting progression and fun exploration was far and away much better than all of the annoyances combined. 8/10
Posted 27 April.
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27.0 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
I don't even like souls-likes or metroidvanias but the world was so wild and interesting looking I couldn't help but keep exploring until the game was done. The punching and hits are very punchy and the ragdolls flying are very satisfying. Its just a really cool and unique game thats not really like anything else.
Posted 17 March.
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12.5 hrs on record
Its fun enough, but boy does it get repetitive and monotonous after 10 or so hours. It would probably be a lot more fun in coop. 6.5/10 only buy on sale.
Posted 9 March.
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