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ENEMY BATTLESHIP SUNK!!
**FWOOOOOSHH***
ENEMY AIRCRAFT CARRIER SUNK!!!
** FWOOOOOOSH***

As the Anime First “”Mate””” yells at you about the Admirals vacation plans and her bloodlust for lasers.

If that rings a bell in your monkey brain, then this game is for you.

It is not Warship Gunner 2, it is a love letter to everything great about warship gunner 2. Like Nirvana’s cover of midge Ure’s “The man who sold the world”, or Aqua’s “Barbie World”, this isn’t some “clone” or “copy” it is a TRIBUTE.

It’s got it all baby, I’m talking about:
- vaguely historical time periods and missions

- ship combat where half the crew is on Adderall and the other is on PCP to keep up with the gunnery

-BIG OL LOOT BOXES DROPPING OUT OF TIGHT DESTROYERS ** ABSOLUTELY FREE NO DLC NEEDED*** ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAKE NOTES MODERN GAME DESIGNERS

- tight controls (play this ♥♥♥♥ one handed if you got 10 fingers {HMU IF THAT U})

- THE BEST SHIP DESIGNING SINCE THE US ADMIRALCY DECIDED TO REIFT THE USS MISSOURI WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CWIS AND MISSILES (GET DUNKED ON mOd3rN FrIgAtE NaViE5)

Get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Not because it’s amazing, not because I will sell my left but for a fully funded sequel, but because crab guns need to make a return and I will attack someone if they don’t.

Keoei release the ficking engine

2014- was okay
2015- was bad
2016- was ded
2017- was dedder
2018- is gud wif fren

This game is poop because weebs have taken it over................................