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4.4 hrs on record
"I really need to pee."

From episode 3 to this one it incorporates a totally pointless pee mechanic before letting you progress. But in this episode, since we play a woman, instead of having to watch the stream of pee, we had a pee meter. I wish i was making this up. The game makes you do this multiple times same with the previous two episodes. I'm all for immersion, but this is wild.

The one thing that was gotten right was that Mike is a total creep. So thanks, I felt uncomfortable with him, good job. I couldn't believe that part of this game included the same guy suggesting we play hide and seek, and you HAVE to do it despite it being totally ridiculous. These are meant to be grown adults, it's absolutely bizarre.

It's the same copy paste formula in every episode: arrive in scary place, "have to pee", eat the food, "have to pee", pointless jumpscare, hide, run, hide, "I think i should pee but i'll just hide more", jumpscare, run, fade to black with weird happy music playing as if we learned something from our experience.

With the constant spelling mistakes, bad grammar and janky controls I just can't recommend any of the games in this series.
Posted 6 July, 2025. Last edited 6 July, 2025.
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51.5 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
Thank you DONTNOD for giving us yet another magical franchise. For characters to care about. Giving us nostalgia for a time we once belonged, or even if we didn't, we feel like we were there. Bloom & Rage forever!

Tape 3 has to be coming, right? Right...?
Posted 25 May, 2025.
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7 people found this review helpful
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85.4 hrs on record (78.1 hrs at review time)
Absolutely phenomenal experience from start to finish. From the first moment I stepped foot inside this world, I was so taken by it's charm, elegance and grace. The characters and their relationships with each other feel so real and it's easy to care about them and their struggles. Battles blew me away by how each fight feels like pure art, paired with unforgettable music that will get stuck in your head for days.

This is a real special game where you can tell it's been crafted with love, passion and dedication from the team. A love letter to the player in every sense. This is one that you'll look back on a long time after playing.

Hauntingly beautiful. Utterly mesmerising. My game of the year.

10/10
Posted 5 May, 2025. Last edited 6 May, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Very invested in the story so far. Definite re-playability factor to unlock all scenes and potential endings. I'd like to see more games like this in future.
Posted 8 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.7 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Literally perfect. 10/10
Posted 16 June, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Absolutely stunning - solid gameplay - rocking music - gorgeous artwork. I played with my buddy over co-op as we'd been waiting for this to release since the teaser drop and it didn't disappoint. Every second of the game was jam packed full of awesomeness and I can't recommend it enough.

10/10
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
27.3 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
Gorgeous visuals, music and storytelling. You become quickly invested in the well being of the characters. I really loved the game overall. However some of the level designs left me incredibly frustrated after dying over and over without being able to save at a safe checkpoint and having to start again. I understand there are areas which represent urgency, but it became old quick being killed because in certain areas that are too narrow or having to use so many abilities all at once just in order to land safely at the end.
Posted 29 December, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
44.0 hrs on record (30.8 hrs at review time)
I played the original on PS3 to death back in the day and it still remains one of my favourite co-op games to date. I feel it was well ahead of it's time and it received many negative reviews for this reason. The game requires 4 players to work together and not run off to be heroes as it affects the overall battlegauge, once the gauge runs outs it's game over - hence why staying together is important, unless you're veterans at it. There is so much to do and many different maps to explore from jungles to outer space itself!

Gigantic aliens called Akrid are there throwing themselves at you as you pummel them with plasma rifles and rocket launchers. The game makes you work together to get through and it's a hell of a ride! The campaign is so rewarding and feel good to play with your friends. I can't recommend the game enough. I had over 1000 hours on PS3 and I still didn't get tired of it. I wish there were more games like this one. 10/10
Posted 16 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.6 hrs on record
I totally loved this game, what a gem! Excellent RPG with twists and turns and all the pop culture refrences had me laughing a lot. Brilliant game for anyone who enjoys retro RPG's right up to modern day. 10/10
Posted 24 January, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.5 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Being given the chance to replay games from my childhood is amazing and also brings the nostalgia factor. I wish more of the games from the Mega Drive era were here but i'm happy that some of my faves are present. A bonus that I really like is the main menu enviroment - it mimics a bedroom of what I think most of us older generation would have looked liked growing up.
Posted 21 October, 2018.
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