Recent reviews by SlimJohns

Playing this game for TEN YEARS and still No B1tches

Everything from the first game, but better, bigger battles, sharper steel, and a world more alive than ever.
Never been a noble, never wore plate armor, but that won’t stop me from carving my name into history.
Steel rings, arrows whistle, kingdoms tremble. The road is harsh, but so am I.
Blades don’t lie, honor is earned, and fate favors the bold.
⚔ 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐈𝐔𝐕𝐀𝐓! ⚔

Never been to Bohemia, never swung a sword in real life, but I really enjoyed this game, so lovely
Steel clashes, arrows fly, bandits fall. The battlefield is ruthless, but so am I.
For honor, for glory, for my father’s forge.
A blade well kept, a mind sharp... only the strong survive.
No kings, no chosen ones, just grit, steel, and fate.

I never played the first Space Marine or any Warhammer game, but that doesn’t stop you from enjoying this one.
Chainsword go brrr, Bolter go boom. The Tyranids? They never stood a chance and they never learn.
For the Emperor!
In His name, we bring righteous fury.
Only in death does duty end.
Faith is my shield, wrath is my sword.

The fall of Apex Legends 2024

Happy Birthday to you!
To one of the best games of all time

This game is a true masterpiece, from the beginning to the end, all the characters have their development, the consequences of your actions, the evolution of each game until the end.
You can't have sex with Wrex 9/10

R.I.P James
A true Legend, true Actor ♡

I'm back in 2014

They promised 2 year of content whitout another COD, now the Modern Warfare III is available for pre-buy for 70$ a DLC of MWII, what a piece of sh1t