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9.8 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
This game is worth some playtime. I bought it for $5 on Steam and probably would have paid $20-$30 for it if I knew how good it was. The single player campaign is hilarious, longer than expected, and full of enemies, guns, and plenty of fantastic environments. I thoroughly enjoyed it from beginning to end, and I hope they consider making a sequel despite their commercial failure (even though critics liked it). Did I mention this game is hilarious? Because it is. Every line is usually a ♥♥♥♥ joke, an analogy using asshair, or something else along those lines.

I wouldn't buy it for the multiplayer though. I think it's long been dead and probably wasn't too great in the first place. This is purely for singleplayer.
Posted 7 April, 2012. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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3.8 hrs on record
This game sounds and looks cool but it falls short of mediocre. I love the way you spawn, but besides that it's meh.
Posted 27 December, 2011. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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554.5 hrs on record (513.0 hrs at review time)
Oh my lord, I haven't recommended this yet?
This is my favorite multiplayer shooter of all time. I am about to hit over 500 hours in this game and I find myself crawling back to it every few months. It is constantly updated with new content, and will continue to be for several more years. Nine separate classes with completely (and I mean COMPLETELY) different styles of play that all mesh together in complete harmony. I have never had as much fun in a multiplayer game as I have with this one. This game has impacted me and my view on gaming completely, and I legitimately feel sorry for anyone who has not experienced TF2 in all its glory. It's not too late. If you don't own this game, get it. I forgot to mention; it's 100% free.
Posted 2 December, 2011.
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5.6 hrs on record
Awesome.
Just pure awesome.

Great story, atmosphere, narration, MUSIC (oh god the music), and gameplay. This game has it all, with nothing that I can even IMAGINE someone complaining about.
Posted 15 September, 2011.
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