I should have known how annoying this would be from the start of the un-skipable intro. I may not have given the game a lot of time, but it's already too much time that I will never get back. My great grandchildren have had THEIR lives shortened by how annoying this game is. Well... game might be awesome, but I'll never know because the presentation is so bad it drove me to severe drug abuse. It's that sort of forced funny that just stops being funny and is just annoying, but to a level that I have never before experienced. It's like they got on the internet and found the worst cheesy comedy routines and put them in a blender, and that was the script for this game.

I should have known how annoying this would be from the start of the un-skipable intro. I may not have given the game a lot of time, but it's already too much time that I will never get back. My great grandchildren have had THEIR lives shortened by how annoying this game is. Well... game might be awesome, but I'll never know because the presentation is so bad it drove me to severe drug abuse. It's that sort of forced funny that just stops being funny and is just annoying, but to a level that I have never before experienced. It's like they got on the internet and found the worst cheesy comedy routines and put them in a blender, and that was the script for this game.