Fallout 4 inspired me to take up stand-up comedy. Here's the script from my routine:

Hey, how's everyone doing tonight?

*appluase*

Good, good.... Y'know, did you guys hear Fallout 4 is a role-playing game?

*laughter*

Like, a game that you play a character in, where you pick what they say and do.

*the laughter grows in volume*

I mean, it has SPECIAL and levelling, so it must be an RPG!

*the laughter continues. i pause, smirking as i prepare to unleash the ultimate punchline, the audience quiets in anticipation*

I mean, it's not like Bethesda would ever dumb-down an RPG in order to sell more copies, right?

*riotous laughter, applause, the entire audience simultaneously breaks into tears of joy. bushels of roses are being thrown on stage as the standing ovation continues*

Thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress

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That was in January and I sold out 72 consecutive shows before retiring to use my newfound riches to buy every remaining copy of Fallout New Vegas and personally deliver them to the doors of Todd Howard, Emil Pagliarulo, and everyone at Bethesda Softworks that worked on Fallout 4.

Fallout 4 inspired me to take up stand-up comedy. Here's the script from my routine: Hey, how's everyone doing tonight? *appluase* Good, good.... Y'know, did you guys hear Fallout 4 is a role-playing game? *laughter* Like, a game that you play a character in, where you pick what they say and do. *the laughter grows in volume* I mean, it has SPECIAL and levelling, so it must be an RPG! *the laughter continues. i pause, smirking as i prepare to unleash the ultimate punchline, the audience quiets in anticipation* I mean, it's not like Bethesda would ever dumb-down an RPG in order to sell more copies, right? *riotous laughter, applause, the entire audience simultaneously breaks into tears of joy. bushels of roses are being thrown on stage as the standing ovation continues* Thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress ____________ That was in January and I sold out 72 consecutive shows before retiring to use my newfound riches to buy every remaining copy of Fallout New Vegas and personally deliver them to the doors of Todd Howard, Emil Pagliarulo, and everyone at Bethesda Softworks that worked on Fallout 4.