Recent reviews by luckibandit

one of if not the best psychological survival horror games of all time, with plenty of replay ability, easter eggs, hidden meanings, extra campaigns and fanmade levels, a 4 player coop mode, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ silent hill and aphex twin inspired soundtrack to wrap it all together; all for the low low price of FREE

Easily one of the most content filled and hilarious multiplayer RPGs I've ever played, if you can get past the confusing and overwhelming start then I guarantee you will have a blast if you let your imagination run wild with this.

JESSE... WE HAVE TO START PUTTING CHILI POWDER IN THE METH AGAIN

это не может быть хорошо для меня, но я чувствую себя прекрасно

WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ PUT MY STAPLER IN JELLY, AGAIN???

BURN THE HERETIC!
KILL THE MUTANT!!
PURGE THE UNCLEAN....

I WILL TEACH YOU ABOUT DENTAL HYGIENE!
I. WILL. TEACH. YOU. ABOUT. DENTAL. HYGIENE!!!

Capcom strikes again with arguably just a worse version of dead rising 1
Stop making video games.

easily the most poorly designed end game bossfight in the history of videogames is at the "true ending"
leave it to capcom to make a fight so cheap that the only way to actually beat it is to cheese it, but of course its capcom so they had to drop in a fighting game sequence in there somewhere.
the rest of the game is good though

Got a follower who kept giving me quests to "prank" other followers, naturally I fell in love with the trouble maker and "Sirrus" soon became my favorite cultist. An hour of crusades and pranks passes and Sirrus tells me that he wants to eat another follower, naturally I am quick to oblige my good ol' trickster buddy Sirrus who I love so dearly and shower with gifts, so I concoct a devious dish that has a high chance of killing whoever consumes it. (My plan was to feed another follower said dish so that I could satisfy Sirrus' hunger with that poor soul) Upon completion of the deadly dish, Sirrus rushes to the kitchen I put together as I ignorantly run over to Ed (The one who Sirrus was supposed to eat, and whom I very much disliked) In order to command him to eat till he dies, not even knowing that Sirrus was already eating the dish. Obviously, Sirrus IMMEDIATELY drops dead and I cry out in anguish as my most loyal and beloved follower has just been murdered by my own hand.
I build him a lone grave in the corner of my base decorated with a flower path and an offering table.

I find another follower that looks exactly like Sirrus...
Sirrus II joins the cult shortly after.
Ed still lives, for now....