Recent reviews by marie

baldur's gate 3 takes the brave new social stance by suggesting that some religions just *are* better than others, and by worshiping their gods, you will become more or less powerful. contrary to popular belief, that doesn't sound very "Woke" to me!!!!


sorry sharcels, but taloschads get the level up

BORN TO DIE
END TIMES ARE UPON US
Kill Em All 2525
I am soldier of man
410,757,864,530 DEAD SKAVEN

this game saved my marriage

After 3 years, I have finally achieved perfection in Stardew Valley. My thoughts?
This game is absolutely not what it seems. It is not a cute cottage-core farming sim. This is a game about drug production and distribution.

The Poppy flower in game is, at a surface level, inconspicuous. That is, until, you realize its crafting recipes. With the correct items, you can turn a poppy into a Poppyseed muffin. What's so wrong with that? Well, the Poppyseeds used in Poppyseed muffins only come from a specific type of Poppy, the Papaver somniferum. This type of Poppy is also the same breed used for the production of Opium.

In Stardew Valley, you can begin the mass production of Opium, while living off of the grid, all while paying zero taxes. All of your money is presumably laundered by Mayor Lewis to ensure you can get millions of gold from your lucrative Opium business. This is not a cute and cuddly relaxing game. In this game, you become Doihara Kenji, convicted war criminal.

And for this, I cannot recommend Stardew Valley enough. Live out your fantasies of being an exceedingly wealthy Opium trader, all for the low, low cost of $14.99!!

don't let the reviews fool you. this is a game about opioid production and distribution. i've made thousands of marks via smuggling opioids in my submarine

step 1
buy milk :)

Vaguely Ethnic.

I was only 19 years old I loved Mao so much, I had all the quotations and little red books

I pray to Mao every night before bed thanking him for the wondrous socialist life I've been given.

Mao is love, I say, Mao is life

My reactionary landlord overhears me and calls me a commie traitor

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Mao

I called him a bourgeois oppressive capitalist roader

He slaps me and sends me to go to harvest grain for rent

I'm crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and it's really cold

A warmth is moving towards me.

I feel something touch me

It's the glorious heat of our Sun in the Sky Chairman Mao

I am so happy

He whispers into ear "this is our New China”

He grabs me with his powerful Hunanese hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I engage in Mass Line for Mao

He penetrates my frontlines with guerrilla forces

It hurts so much but I do it for Mao

I can feel my reactionary tendencies tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Mao

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my soul with his knowledge of People’s War

My landlord walks in

Mao looks him straight in the eye and says "Three Years Reconstruction, Ten Years Planned Economic Construction".

Mao leaves by taking a Great Leap Forward out of my window



Mao is love, Mao is life.

我討厭蒙古
我討厭滿族
我討厭契丹
我討厭女真

this game is very good for training future leftist militants. we can teach them the tenets of protracted peoples war by showing its success in vietnam. they can find great joy in liberating the vietnamese country from american imperialists. i am also addicted to punji traps and if i do not kill someone with them for atleast 5 hours i will suffer from withdrawal.

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