Recent reviews by marie

i've split up hundreds of families. peddled many a drug. i've even assassinated innocent people for a secret society.



atleast the state still loves me, 10/10 glory to arstotska

overpriced, but i can eat china for breakfast with fancier tanks. very cool yes yes


good tonk. cute tonk. yes

overpriced but has tonks

very nice yes yes cute tank

i just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had a mental breakdown trying to track down a roach. i recreated the one of my turns scene in the wall movie. this game, this experience, it's truly realistic. 10/10 would rekkomand

tf2 engineer

i built a planet wide drug empire, murdering hundreds just for the promise of more profit. my trade ran free, at the expense of the populace. i was complete and total ruler by using nothing but money and drugs. the amount of sheer war crimes i've committed just to get to that point, it's uncountable.




10/10 game would commit space genocide again

I was only 9 years old

I loved Harris so much, I had all the merchandise

I pray to Harris every night, thanking him for defeating the Nazis

"Bomber Harris," I say, "do it again"

My dad hears me and calls me a partisan

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Harris

I called him a Wehraboo

He gassed me and told me to go to sleep

I'm crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and it's really cold

I feel a warmth move towards me

I feel something touch me

It's Harris

I am so happy

He whispers into my ear, "God save the King"

He grabs me with his Avro Lancaster

I'm ready

I open my bomber bay for Harris

He drops bombs

It hurts but I do it for Harris

I feel the bombs exploding as my eyes water

I push against the bombs

I want to please Harris

He sips his tea as he fills my butt with bombs

My dad walks in

Harris looks him in the eye and says "Never was so much owed by so many to so few"

He flies out in his Lancaster

Bomber Harris, do it again

the marionette straight up says the n word if you don't complete the puzzles fast enough, what the actual ♥♥♥♥.


10/10 would abandon my partner again

i can recreate my favorite kurdish genocide in this game, it's really good and fun for the whole family. i ate my dogh.

i brutally suppressed civilians leaving no room for personal freedom and geared my country towards war and nothing else
i won



10/10 game would run over civilian protesters with a chariot again