5 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.5 hrs on record
Posted: 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:16pm

This game is pretty terrible. I will say however, the music is pretty decent. I wasnt annoyed by it and i feel like the writer put work in, however it could have just been free use music. But about the game. You play as a character name Billy. He is very obnoxious and honestly i hated it mostly because of his character just being a cocky pisshead. The girls are basically throwing themselves at you and are fairly annoying. The dialogue is just awkward and shallow and theres nothing that really pulls you into this game. I had to auto skip through the dialogue after the second girl i just couldnt take it anymore. a good 40% of the lines are just cheesey (and i mean really cheesey) sexual innuendos made usually with food or something relateable to that characters background. The game itself is quite short, took only about 20 minutes to beat and another 5 to reply and grab the last two achievments i didnt get. The background are also terrible, the style is sporadic and they vary between painted (likely purchased assetts) and pictures of real life things with a couple of filters and editing put on them, anbd if youre really lucky you get a little of each such as the concert scene in the beggining where half the people are drawn silhouettes and the other half is a stock phot of a concert thrown right in the middle. or the next scene with the photoshopped office, heavily layered in filters to look painted and keep almost the slightest amount of consistancy. And dont even get me started on the UI. its is garbage. Ive seen better UIs created in a highschool begginer java class. The CSGallery or whatever is completely broken with two of the images appearing, one not able to, and the other being blown up and takiing up half the background and when you click on them it dissappears rather quickly. the nsfw patch isnt even worth the install time. you get to see a couple nipples but thats it. and in the scenes where youre supposed to bone the chick it cuts to a (obvious purchased asset( animation of a volcano erupting.

Overall I do not reccomend buyinhg this game. If you get it for free maybe it will give you something to laugh at or make a video about for youtube or something but between the obnoxious protagonist, ditzy women (in a bad way), shallow and awkward dialogue, terrible ui, short and unintriguing gameplay, horrendous backgrounds, the only thing that is tolerable is the music. infact the character is so obnoxious you dont even want to get with a girl because she doesnt deserve that type of torture. not to mention he says the n word multiple times and defends it with him being black. i dont mind language in games but it just adds to his pompous and annoying attitude towards everything. maybe this game would be relatable to chads and normies but the people who play games like these are not outgoing and obnoxious, nor would they like to vicariously live like that. this game is just bad, cheaply made, and has no self respect.
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