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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.2 hrs on record
Posted: 9 Jun, 2019 @ 2:25pm
Product received for free

Enemies took forever to kill, and gained health throughout the 4 levels I played making it take even longer, giving me a feeling of losing progress throughout the game & 2 hours in my finger had enough.

Without the big progress bars showing how long the waves would last, you'd have no idea you were getting anywhere. Totally nailed the uploading files on a coffeeshop wifi connection vibe. =)

To mix things up, you had to release your trigger finger every few seconds to unleash the raw power of a few more rubber bullets or wait even longer for things to finally die.

I tried my best to spice things up by pretending to be an action movie hero, as I had plenty of time to contrive backstories and subplots while standing in one place shooting the same types of enemies forever. This was amusing. If you're a streamer and want a long game to introduce comedy and story to, this is a good place to play.

I think this game would be pretty rad if you and the enemies all had 90% less health so dodging made sense and shooting felt good. It could be a solid 1 hour game if a "guns that do actual damage mode" update shows up.

Props to the art guys - the game looks decent & could be really cool!
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4 Comments
PuzzaBug 29 Jun, 2019 @ 9:14am 
You're correct, it was quicker than "every few seconds" and I was really hoping that I was wrong about the energy system, but I was watching & getting all the boosts I could.
DiamondTear 28 Jun, 2019 @ 10:05pm 
Nah, just that the more energy you have, the more damage you do. For example the warden's special move fires 1-2-3 x-bombs depending on how much energy you have.

You said you released the button every few seconds. It's much more often than that. You can see when to release on the crosshair. But I'm assuming you know that already and the estimate in the text was just inaccurate.
PuzzaBug 28 Jun, 2019 @ 11:31am 
I was watching the energy level; is there some trick I didn't get?
DiamondTear 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:41am 
You need to keep the gun energy charge up to do good damage. They don't tell you this, though.