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The west has fallen; And so has VALVE
Do not lose hope, and do not stay alone - Unite brothers! We are numerous and we are strong!
Our fathers were weak, but our ancestors were strong. Look into the past, run for our future.

---> Managed Democracy has been delivered <-----

Iz gud.
Potionz go glu-glu-glu.
Customerz go - mmmmmh!

This is best Total War game so far. Especially with the "Fall Of The Samourai" Stand-alone.
Shogun 2 is at the interlude between the old and new Total War entries; Between technical depth and refined controls; Between strategy and wonderful graphics.

New Total War games ammount to sending your best troops straight forward, with no consideration for terrain advantages and strategy. Old Total War had an incredible simulation, but the controls and graphics were horrible.

Creative Assembly diead as their best men left the company. There is no comming back. Get Shogun 2 with the Fall Of The Samurai stand-alone and never look back. You'll have your sword fights, your gun fights. In campaign, you will have to know where to build you recruitment centers and how to ship troops to the front. Each faction has unique mechaniques, some force you into a completely new way (Try the christian faction).

Like so many, I enjoyed my time with the original Stanley Parable, which underscores how truly disappointed I am with its sequel. Where the first game teemed with originality, The Stanley Parable 2 is dull, uninspired, and often insulting to its fan base.

Rather than expand on what made the first game enjoyable, the sequel veers off into territory nobody asked for. An infinitely deep hole? Who cares? Where are the new endings? What about enjoyable bits from The Stanley Parable 1, like the Adventure Line? Instead, we get an uninspired sidequest collecting figurines. Even this diversion feel is incomplete: collecting all the figurines gives you nothing! I must say, though, I found the bucket to be quite comforting, a welcome reprieve from the reckless and insulting creative visions.

not cheap, but it's cool

This game is a constant reminder of the unavoidable heat-death of the universe. I just can't bring myself to keep playing it. It all feels so pointless...

DO NOT WATCH THE FIRST HOURS OF GAME ON YOURUBE, HUGE SPOILER AHEAD!
It's a good game, but it's a horror game. A good horror game at that.

I'm too tired, I'm just not in the mood as my tireness would prevent myself from keeping my rectum in place. I just don't want to ♥♥♥♥ myself. I think I just need some sleep. But yeah, awesome game but for some reason I just can't bring myself to play it.

One day... one day

PS: Devs, this intro is sick! I love it! Movements feel great too.

If you have a bunch of friends and want an adventure. It's a good one!

Just remember: you need an oxygen generator and vents! Also, before you log off, store your ship in a station. Also... if you build a big ship, get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insurance. Oh, ah... and when you build a ship, don't forget to add lights as room without lamps, in space, will be devoid of light, you'll be bathing in an intense darkness! Just... think about everything. Don't forget about anything or FUN will meet with you when you expect it the least.

Hear me out, this game is good!
Musics, art, everything...
If you like strategy games, try it. Maybe just play it on simple mode, feel good about yourself and enjoy the scenery.

I played the campaign on hard mode. Every vehicule lost is a pain, so I ended up planning my attacks in advance. But it's mostly about getting "everyone to fire all at once at the enemy" to make sure no one dies.

It might be because I've grown up or something, I can't bring myself to finish it. I find it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring... I used to love strategy games. I think I still do... but this one is a big no. I'm halfway (or almost done?) with the main campaign and... I'm just bored!

Play easy modo, enjoy the good art and never come back!