Recent reviews by toot toot

have to download a bunch of ubisoft crap, make an account there and go through a bunch of other crap just to get a buggy game that kicks people out randomly half the time and forces you to restart pretty often. also, destroys friendships. pretty bad experience xd

throwing cucumbers at your friends has never been easier

stage with snake barrels in the bottom and 5 guns. My friends go down and grab guns right away I follow shortly after. the snakes grab me and drag me into their barrel, i'm screaming "NOOO" as they eat me
10/10 would be eaten by snakes again

While the main story has it's difficult fights, it's not too hard to just complete the game on it's own. Going for 100% requires you to seek out every last item in every last corner of the world though; and thus far I've enjoyed the 39 hours (at this time of writing) I spent doing that. Definetely a single-player experience I'd recommend to all of you out there, best 15 bucks I've spent in a while.

Although the car looks cool, it can't be colored the way it looks in the trailer. On top of that the stripe you see on top of it isn't actually a decal, it's the default look, meaning you can't have a regular one-color car.

What also bugs me is the gameplay aspect. I was expecting this to be much like the dominus but the car turns extremely fast and it's genuinely ♥♥♥♥ for dribbling in my experience. Can't recommend it, it's just too bad.

Factorio is a game that has kept me busy for hours on end and will probably keep me busy for many more. The game is a factory building simulator where you (and your friends, if you have any to accompany you) stranded on an alien planet and have to gather resources in order to build a rocket silo and a satellite and launch them into space in order to get rescued. This is no easy task however, as it requires many complicated components to build a rocket, and you have to start from scratch.

The game can be a little tough to get into at first because of all the different mechanics that come into play, but I think the tutorial explains it fairly well. A single run on average can take you about 20 hours when you're new to the game, and will slowly decrease afterwards as you learn to micromanage your factory better. Once you get the hang of basic things such as how inserters work and what you need to do to set up some iron and copper plates things will start coming to you a lot faster. The game's complexity lies not in the process of making things, but fitting it all together. It's easy to have an oil refinery split your oil and make things out of it, but it's difficult to fit it all in without eating up too much space, which is actually quite fun to work out! (Tip: Don't let any water get into your oil pipes or it'll destroy all of the oil)

About 10 hours into your run you will find yourself sprinting around the factory trying to find solutions to the problems that arise. For example, me and my friend's iron supply and copper supply tend to die sometimes. You head over to the smelting area that you set up and discover there's not enough ore. You could then either go on to find out that for example there's not enough electricity and the mines are going slower, or perhaps that the mines have consumed all the resources and you need to haul in ore from a new place! There's a lot of fun little things you need to fix often, but when you get it all working you can be very proud of yourself.

All in all Factorio is a fun little game that can keep you coming back all the time, even after fairly long breaks. It's a fun factory sim and I definetely recommend it to almost anyone who is into this kind of thing. Don't be fooled by how boring the startup process can be though. Once you get some electricity flowing the game becomes a lot more fun and it only takes up to an hour to get it running! ^^ (Also give logistics robots a try, they're amazing.)

It's free, can never really go wrong with that. Fun brawler and time-killer ^^

A relaxing game that allows you to burn things. Also fun to stuff the fireplace with cats and a nuke and watch mayhem unfold...

Although in comparison to Starstorm this DLC is kinda crappy bringing only 3 characters, they are well designed, fun to play and definetely worth a shot ^^

After spending way too much of my life on this game, I've come to the conclusion that even though the game itself is definitely fun, the community is more cancer than every patient with a tumor in every hospital across the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ globe combined. Deleted it from my account, can't stand the people in it. You play well and they beg you to play with you, you play bad and they spam ez and say you suck. Do NOT touch competitive.