Romero: "Well, I've always liked the 'monster within' idea. I like the zombies being us. It's like zombies are the blue-collar monsters."

The lighthouse appears on the screen with a flash of lightning behind it. Zombies start to attack Danny Trejo, who was armed with two machetes and Robert Englund armed with a pitchfork.

Trejo: "We're completely surrounded!"

Englund: "We're completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

Englund stabs a zombie with his pitchfork and Michael Rooker kills zombies with two Sawed-Off Shotguns.

Rooker: "Are you girls kidding me? I've been praying for this ♥♥♥♥! Come on!"

A door to the lighthouse opens behind Rooker, and Sarah Michelle Gellar kicks a zombie corpse down the stairs that lead to the door.

Gellar: "Boys... let's get to work."

Action music starts playing and all four celebrities continue killing zombies. A zombie comes to attack Rooker from behind. Rooker turns around and attempts to hit the zombie on the shoulder but misses. The zombie stops attacking, looks at the camera, and starts talking.

Fake Zombie: "For God's sakes, he missed me again!"

Romero: "Cut! Are you blind, man?"

Romero takes one of Rooker's shotguns and goes to Englund to demonstrate how Rooker was supposed to knock out the zombie for the movie.

Romero: "Like this."

Romero hits Englund in the face with the butt of the shotgun.

Englund: "OOOWWWW!"

Romero: "See?"

Trejo: "No jefe, I do it like this."

Trejo bunts the bottom of his machete on top of Englund's head.

Englund: "Danny!"

Gellar: "I do it like this."

Gellar roundhouse kicks Englund in the chest, knocking him on his back. A real zombie then comes out of a window prop.

Romero: "Get back to hair and make-up. You don't look dead enough!"

A fake zombie attempts to take the real zombie by the shoulder to escort it to hair and make-up.

Fake Zombie: "Come on, let's go."

The real zombie throws the fake one to the ground, picks up Romero and runs away with him.

Rooker: "That ain't in the script."

Trejo: "We're writing a new one! It's called 'Maggot! Sack! Massacre!'"

Englund: "This is a real nightmare!"

Englund stabs an approaching zombie with his pitchfork

Sarah stabs a zombie in the back with a sickle

Gellar: "Let's slay some stiffs!"

Trejo slashes two zombies' necks, runs another zombie through and slits its neck. Gellar kicks another zombie in the mouth as Englund stabs a zombie with his pitchfork and throws it onto the ground, stabbing it again to kill it. Rooker kills some zombies with his shotguns, and shoots towards the camera as the film ends.

Romero: "Well, I've always liked the 'monster within' idea. I like the zombies being us. It's like zombies are the blue-collar monsters." The lighthouse appears on the screen with a flash of lightning behind it. Zombies start to attack Danny Trejo, who was armed with two machetes and Robert Englund armed with a pitchfork. Trejo: "We're completely surrounded!" Englund: "We're completely fucked!" Englund stabs a zombie with his pitchfork and Michael Rooker kills zombies with two Sawed-Off Shotguns. Rooker: "Are you girls kidding me? I've been praying for this shit! Come on!" A door to the lighthouse opens behind Rooker, and Sarah Michelle Gellar kicks a zombie corpse down the stairs that lead to the door. Gellar: "Boys... let's get to work." Action music starts playing and all four celebrities continue killing zombies. A zombie comes to attack Rooker from behind. Rooker turns around and attempts to hit the zombie on the shoulder but misses. The zombie stops attacking, looks at the camera, and starts talking. Fake Zombie: "For God's sakes, he missed me again!" Romero: "Cut! Are you blind, man?" Romero takes one of Rooker's shotguns and goes to Englund to demonstrate how Rooker was supposed to knock out the zombie for the movie. Romero: "Like this." Romero hits Englund in the face with the butt of the shotgun. Englund: "OOOWWWW!" Romero: "See?" Trejo: "No jefe, I do it like this." Trejo bunts the bottom of his machete on top of Englund's head. Englund: "Danny!" Gellar: "I do it like this." Gellar roundhouse kicks Englund in the chest, knocking him on his back. A real zombie then comes out of a window prop. Romero: "Get back to hair and make-up. You don't look dead enough!" A fake zombie attempts to take the real zombie by the shoulder to escort it to hair and make-up. Fake Zombie: "Come on, let's go." The real zombie throws the fake one to the ground, picks up Romero and runs away with him. Rooker: "That ain't in the script." Trejo: "We're writing a new one! It's called 'Maggot! Sack! Massacre!'" Englund: "This is a real nightmare!" Englund stabs an approaching zombie with his pitchfork Sarah stabs a zombie in the back with a sickle Gellar: "Let's slay some stiffs!" Trejo slashes two zombies' necks, runs another zombie through and slits its neck. Gellar kicks another zombie in the mouth as Englund stabs a zombie with his pitchfork and throws it onto the ground, stabbing it again to kill it. Rooker kills some zombies with his shotguns, and shoots towards the camera as the film ends.