Ah, Bellwright, the crowning achievement of innovative negligence. If you're seeking a masterclass in janky mechanics and lag that transcends the digital realm, look no further. The game's optimization appears to have been lovingly crafted by a committee of blindfolded developers, each vying for the prestigious 'Most Unplayable' accolade. Every frame drop is a unique artistic statement, and the character customization provides all the creativity of a standardized passport photo booth-minus the charm.

Given the developer's illustrious history of six abandoned games, this latest endeavor radiates 'grab-and-go project' vibes with the sincerity of a snake oil salesman. One wonders if the team was genuinely aiming for anything beyond a swift cash grab before the inevitable tumble into their growing graveyard of forgotten dreams. But hey, perhaps there's a market for games that leave you pondering whether you're more frustrated by the gameplay or the brazen disregard for quality.

If you're the connoisseur of frustration masquerading as entertainment or just love the thrill of repeatedly questioning your life choices, Bellwright is your magnum opus. Otherwise, consider this an elegantly wrapped gift to your backlog -a pristine monument to unfulfilled potential.

refunded.

Ah, Bellwright, the crowning achievement of innovative negligence. If you're seeking a masterclass in janky mechanics and lag that transcends the digital realm, look no further. The game's optimization appears to have been lovingly crafted by a committee of blindfolded developers, each vying for the prestigious 'Most Unplayable' accolade. Every frame drop is a unique artistic statement, and the character customization provides all the creativity of a standardized passport photo booth-minus the charm. Given the developer's illustrious history of six abandoned games, this latest endeavor radiates 'grab-and-go project' vibes with the sincerity of a snake oil salesman. One wonders if the team was genuinely aiming for anything beyond a swift cash grab before the inevitable tumble into their growing graveyard of forgotten dreams. But hey, perhaps there's a market for games that leave you pondering whether you're more frustrated by the gameplay or the brazen disregard for quality. If you're the connoisseur of frustration masquerading as entertainment or just love the thrill of repeatedly questioning your life choices, Bellwright is your magnum opus. Otherwise, consider this an elegantly wrapped gift to your backlog -a pristine monument to unfulfilled potential. refunded.