Recent reviews by Soviet Yunyun

Чисто из принципа не уберу отрицательный отзыв, поскольку RU-регион как был в бане, так и остался, даже после волны разбанов всех регионов.

Сонибоям желаю искренне подавиться xyeм, разработчикам желаю перестать выпускать сырое гoвнo вместо обновлений.

My butt tightens and opens each time I go over some crest.

Минусы:
- Нельзя кормить рыцарей-вландов (предков рыцарей-свадов) гнилыми цыплятами.
Плюсы:
+ Можно поддерживать Я.

Итоговая оценка: 37/50.

Bland, boring and uncreative. Just play the 1997 classic, don't bother yourself with this piece of rabbit doo-doo.

"Gas pipe beats the crack pipe." - Ethan Thomas, 2005.

Amazing blend of classic Splinter Cell mechanics and movement (oh god, they even brought that EMP thingy from Chaos Theory) and isometric action like Hotline Miami. Can't wait to see the full game!

The cake is a lie. So is the Valve's attitude towards fans.

#SaveTF2
#SavePortal64

Although I haven't been playing TF2 since like 2017, it really pains me to see how Valve massacred TF2 by doing literally nothing when we needed them the most. Also, banning TF2 Source 2 mod is just ridiculous. Old Valve would never do that - the original TF was born as a mod, just like CS, DoD and many other "Valve" games. Old Valve would hire the developers, not ruin their work of passion.

#SaveTF2

Ah, yes, a great game from a time, when Ubisoft was actually interested in making serious games with high difficulty ceiling. The lighting, the graphics, the soundtrack, the atmosphere - they're amazing for its time and they still look good. The only downside of this game is the story, which, to my taste, is a little absurd (or, as we call it in Russia, it's "klyukva").

While 8 bucks for a 24 year old game is a little too much, I strongly suggest you to pick it up (along with Chaos Theory, and ma-a-a-a-aybe Double Agent) on Steam sale or somewhere else. Oh, and don't forget to pirate Pandora Tomorrow somewhere, since Ubisoft decided not to put it on Steam for some reason.

For some reason, you can't give people good ol' colombian neckties and post videos on LiveLeak. Other than this, this game is good.