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Recent reviews by Soviet Yunyun

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92.1 hrs on record (32.4 hrs at review time)
A masterfully crafted experience with a thrilling story revolving around bald man who spikes food with rat poison and drowns his victims in a toilet.


47/10, truly a game of all time.
Posted 29 August, 2024. Last edited 29 August, 2024.
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8.8 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Practically the sole reason why I bought VR headset. That and classic Steam background that comes with it.
Posted 27 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Somehow a cut-down 2011 console shooter ended up running worse than a technological marvel called Half-Life: Alyx. The framerate is low, graphics look like they're straight up from PS3 and the weapon feedback is pretty much non existant. I had very high hopes for the VR version, since I didn't like how the original game played on PC, but sadly, devs missed the mark once again.

I do hope that one day I'll get back to this game, but now - it ain't it, chief.
Posted 27 August, 2024.
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2.3 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Master Ken: The Game

10 re-stomped groins / 10
Posted 8 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Nonsensical story? Check.
God-awful weapons? Check.
Terrible bossfight design? Check.
Reddit level humor? Check.

So far I liked only two levels out of 40-something. It's. Just. Not. Fun. (especially with the amount of bullsh#t you're facing with some enemies and bosses. I'm looking at you, Scorpion Queen )
Posted 22 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
11.5 hrs on record
Если Вас поймает татарская мафия и поставит перед выбором между забиванием гвоздей в задницу и прохождением Чейзера — выбирайте гвозди. В отличие от уровней в Чейзере, гвозди хотя бы имеют манеру заканчиваться.
Posted 11 May, 2024. Last edited 3 February.
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19.3 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Прекрасная игра, для тех, кто любит:
— отечественные самолеты
— военные (и не только) преступления
— девочек-томбоев
— Зону 88
— блевать в VR режиме после 40 минут виражей с эскадроном F-15
— ОРАНЖЕВЫЙ.
Posted 10 May, 2024. Last edited 30 July.
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38 people found this review helpful
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21.1 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
After Sony banned me from spreading democracy in Helldivers, I decided to spread democracy in Syria. And you know what? It felt good.
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
28.2 hrs on record
The only truly gritty Far Cry game. This ain't no place for no hero, mostly because you're just a pawn-for-hire in a countrywide chess game of local warlords and foreign mercenaries. You get paid to do war crimes here, jeez. And unlike other ubisoft games, you don't get to see the good ending - you get what you deserve.
Posted 21 March, 2024.
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10.1 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
I wish modern ubisoft would keep making games like this one.
Posted 28 February, 2024.
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