Recent reviews by thebsdude

The gamepad presets suck, and there's no option to customize. Thumb-click for stealth, are you kidding me?

It's just so slow...

This game mixes Souls-like and Metroidvania like toothpaste and orange juice.

The text and art play very badly with scaling. None of the preset scales are actual resolutions, so if the "One-to-One" setting is too big or too small on your display, you'll have to resize the window manually; thus, the lovely pixel art is ruined and the text is a headache.

This game isn't bad, but there's just no charm. Nothing here is cool, or cute, or scary, or funny, and the gameplay isn't interesting enough to stand on its own.

Very creepy, but no jump-scares. You will die if you aren't careful, but the game never cheats, never forces you to look at something so it can spawn a monster behind you.

This game really shines in its semi-random building inventory and continual drive for points. See, every time you hit a score threshold, you get more buildings, and if you run out of buildings, you lose. The challenge comes not only from optimal placement, but from balancing scoring with your current buildings vs leaving room for future buildings.

The classic game of "Build things in the right order" now ask you to build them in the right places.

Early negative reviews are because this game was a sloppy Darksouls-clone on release, but they've since patched in new difficulty options that bring DS3 back in line with the previous games.

Controls are terrible, at least in combination with the level design. Too many platforms placed with too little space to build up the momentum needed to jump diagonally instead of straigh up.