You know you've got a bad game when the devs rewrite the intro text to the first tutorial to lean on the fourth wall and tell you "Don't play this game. We know it's bad. We know it crashes a lot. We don't care and we're not going to fix it."

Pity - the game looks and sounds great, but the tutorials are poorly made and the interface is badly designed. It's like they spent their whole budget on art, and then hired the cheapest interns they could find to program the game.

But hey, it didn't crash in the brief time I played it, so there's that. I'd be more upset but someone gave me the key from an online bundle, and it effectively cost them less than a dollar. You really do get what you pay for.

You know you've got a bad game when the devs rewrite the intro text to the first tutorial to lean on the fourth wall and tell you "Don't play this game. We know it's bad. We know it crashes a lot. We don't care and we're not going to fix it." Pity - the game looks and sounds great, but the tutorials are poorly made and the interface is badly designed. It's like they spent their whole budget on art, and then hired the cheapest interns they could find to program the game. But hey, it didn't crash in the brief time I played it, so there's that. I'd be more upset but someone gave me the key from an online bundle, and it effectively cost them less than a dollar. You really do get what you pay for.