Recent reviews by vassilevb

1. This is crap.
2. I hate stoner/streamer games.
3. It's already got "mostly negative" reviews.
4. Imma upvote it just for teh lulz.
5. See p.1. You've been warned.

Somewhat unrealistic damage model (what about my neckshots?) & shotgun spread pattern (quite wide), but still kinda tacti-cool / 1o.

1o/1o would enjoy MOAR of this büllet-time pörn again.

Jag älskar det / 1o.

EDIT:
My rushed "review" after just a few hours is pathetic. My steam friend's take is definitely more adequate. In a nutshell, the game 5ück5 (a little bit less so, if you play with someone else). The guns handle somewhat enjoyable. The level design is cool. And, that's it. It's simply not worth the money and time.

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/shardj/recommended/704270/

Totally not a cocaine for children / 1o.

Only play this if you can afford the infinite time-sink. And the DLCs, of course.

1o almost endless opportunities / 1o.

I play games, because I want to forget my non-clinical depression and all the missed/non-existent opportunities in my life due to either ignorance or just being unlucky. I don't want to play a game that reminds me about mine or anyone else's problems (even billionaires have problems, I assure you) for the same fück1ng reasons I ended up hating my own life.

Please, don't waste your time, and seek professional help, if you need it (when things actually get serious peers/items/games/words are useless and even contribute to a worse outcome, rather than preventing it; so, yeah, you probably do need it).


Edit (26th of February, 2021):
P.S.
If you don't have experience with and/or exposure to (e.g. you live in Europe or China), then it's better to keep away from firearms. The lack of experience may be the cause of you crippling/destroying someone else's life (besides your own) as well.

Edit (2nd of August, 2023):
Here's some common sense besides the sea of imbecilic positive reviews:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/nillyhan/recommended/1070710/
I congratulate the author for the intellectual honesty about this pathetic attempt to "fix" some things that in the majority of cases can't be "fixed" with this particular kind of entertainment medium. And let me add that not only most people don't have "the right to do so", but also lack the credentials/expertise to give these kinds of advice.
And things not only "can be complex", they're always complex, and that is precisely why a trained professional/expert is required in a situation that's a matter of life and death (which is most of the time).

I lost a young ex-colleague of mine who once mentioned this idiotic piece of software (I've seen the red flags and I was still clueless about the reality of the situation, and I now have to live with this). Do I need to say more? I probably do, but it won't be enough.

More common sense (and a pathetic developer/publisher response; profiteering is indeed bringing the worst of human nature):
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/id/mAKowieccc/recommended/1070710

I can't believe this has "overwhelmingly positive" reviews. The gameplay of this third person "adventure" game simply sücks. I imagine the big game designers' meeting:

"We gonna reboot this $#1T."
"Right. And the graphics will blow them away."
"... and the boobs!"
"Dude, she's underage!"
"Nobody cares, dude! Let's also make the camera so "adventurous" that it induces nausea!"
"D@mn, Bob, that's brilliant, why didn't you suggest that earlier! Now we can mask the dull gameplay behind battling the camera itself! You're a genius, Bob! You deserve a raise."
"Thanks, man, I learn from the best."
"Guys, wanna put multiplayer?"
"Oh, man, with multi they will play this until 2033 and still pay sixty bucks for it!"

Pretty hair animation technology / 1o.
The sad evolution of "adventure" games, a.k.a. slightly interactive movies / o.
"Mash [x] to do Y." / o.

Hands down, the best negligent discharge simulator ever made / 1o.
1o / 1o I'd shoot myself while un/re/holstering again.
I love handguns / 1o.


"Hugh-hugh, he said "discharge"." / 1o.
https://www.youtu.be/1DcsW2JfaQ8

P.S.
I hate the dualistic nonsense that's shoved down your throat (you can't afford shooting the dumb tapes on higher levels, because of ammo scarcity), but I guess I have no choice. I can't wait to be able to mod this thing...

She is beautiful. Her voice is absolutely 5exy. Her story is convoluted and she can't tell it in a straightforward way. She definitely has some emotional baggage. She is not very engaging and sometimes almost repulsive. But she looks as she's from another world and as if she's come out of my dreams. She's, of course, way out of my league, but, d@ymn, I'd totally have 5ex with her, if I could.

This is totally a review for a game, not a human / 1o.