Recent reviews by Mr Onion

Very unique mechanics for the story, you just have to try it out for like an hour and a half.

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Seriously tho it's super fun and a great way to get exercise minutes on apple watch

Seems like it would be impossible to keep things in check, then it's a little easier than you'd think. Difficulty is able to be changed, so honestly it makes you feel very accomplished and skilled. This embodies simulation gaming

Very good with a lot of suspense. Keeps you on your toes. I hate mike. Also, you can just spam grab plates if you get onto the counter and look down at the plates, when you throw them they'll go behind you so you can just keep doing that

1. It's super fun once you learn how to play. Then, it just becomes a slightly more tedious version of normal minesweeper.
2. It doesn't mine crypto. Yes it takes a lot of processing power, but it's not malicious. It's just very poorly coded. Also I'm pretty sure the source files are like open to the internet so if you wanna confirm, you can do that

Never did I think I would get jumpscared by an axolotl...twerking on me? He was just kinda there at the foot of my bed. Idk what he was doing lol

Very fun short game. If you like mazes or enrichment activities in general I recommend

INCREDIBLY WELL EXECUTED
I cannot overstate this enough. This feels like undertale enemy attacks, but WAY cooler.
There's so many upgrades and stuff that are all super well thought out. Once again, execution is just beautiful.
It's also super smooth. Everything runs flawlessly on my laptop's rtx 2050, but I bet it would run just as well on something way worse. Plus, there's tons of options like using fake windows instead of real windows, transparency toggles, etc.

This game is also super immersive. Some of the ambient effects have transparency that shows the desktop or other windows behind it, it's all super cool.
Epic experience. I love this game

Ok but literally why doesn't this have controller support? All you need is a single button. Anyways, any accusations of this being a keylogger or crypto miner are false.

It's very good, very scare. I love yoloing it and going for running only classic mode, which is brutal on my blood pressure but not that difficult compared to playing normal classic