this is one of the worst games ive ever played. ♥♥♥♥ you and everything you stand for, bester. i know you're reading this you sad ♥♥♥♥ why did you put me through this, WHY did you buy this for me, even. i will genuinely never recover from how poorly made, how goonerish of a game this and how much i will NEVER recover from how BAD this is.

this was for free, and i want my money back. how the hell does THAT happen?

but hey that ruined city balcony view was cool, i guess.
(if only it was in an actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game)

(update: burnt his house down and started dating his mother)

this is one of the worst games ive ever played. fuck you and everything you stand for, bester. i know you're reading this you sad fuck why did you put me through this, WHY did you buy this for me, even. i will genuinely never recover from how poorly made, how goonerish of a game this and how much i will NEVER recover from how BAD this is. this was for free, and i want my money back. how the hell does THAT happen? but hey that ruined city balcony view was cool, i guess. (if only it was in an actual fucking game) (update: burnt his house down and started dating his mother)