Recent reviews by Phreak

One of those games that makes me rage SO HARD because it's like "Dude, your hand is right there just PICK IT UP GOD PLEASE JUST .. NO TRY AGAIN. ♥♥♥♥ WHY WON'T MY HAND MOVE PERFECTLY FUUUUUUU-" Otherwise it's pretty fun once you get the hang of it. Plus the TF2 bonus is nice.

Horrible game. I mean, if you want the items, then go for it. But the chatter is just downhill from the first game. Also, in my opinion, none of the characters are cool this time around. The only genuine thing I laughed at was claptrap and his sippy-cup.

If you have Steam but don't have any Half Life games... I will judge you.

It’s like a story more than anything - a reeeeeeeeal touching one at it. Like these two scientists (who you play as) go into memories of people dying to try and grant them one last wish. So they try to do so with this one dude and there is just so many touching moments and so many twists and turns. Possibly a tear jerker… then again I’m PMSing and I already cried like, 5 times today so no wonder I cried twice during this.
I totally recommend if you’re into stories with not so much action. Clearly not graphic-intensive although the pixels are kawaii as hell. Took me about 4 hours all together to finish it. I recommend getting it when it’s on sale though, As good as it is dunno if I’d recommend it at $10.

Where to begin... The game itself is great, but there is SO MUCH MORE you can add onto it so it never gets old - custom maps, models, etc. Plus, everything from L4D is imported in, so you get two games in one. Now go and shoot some zombies with your friends! ... Or alone. Whatever.

This game is not as good as the previous Silent Hill games, but still worth a shot I guess. Game has some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy monsters in it. The puzzles make me feel like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the point that I have to stream it and my friend has to call me on the phone and tell me what to do. PH is in here too so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ watch out.

First off, this ♥♥♥♥ is free, so why not play it? Second, it has Valve stuff in it, like TF2, Half Life, Portal, CS:S... so that doubles the awesomeness. Thirdly, my boss is a huge Peggle fan, so I downloaded this for him and he was blown away. He didn't know there was a 3rd peggle game. And like the title says, he thought it was exreme as woah. Dunno if Peggle is your ting? Then try this free sucker out and see before buying the other ones.

Oh man this game is awesome. Sure, it's kinda like minecraft, waking up with trees and ♥♥♥♥ around ya and then you gotta make a house and mine and that... But you gotta make a hotel or something so all these helpful little dudes come and move in and do awesome ♥♥♥♥. Then you can explore underground and there is dungons and some RPG elements and whatever. More fun to play with friends in my opinion, but yeah.

This is the best game ever for like, when you're bored and wanna do simple ♥♥♥♥ but can't find a newspaper. This thing has crosswords, wordsearches, suduko, and some other crazy simple ♥♥♥♥. I'm a beast at this game when drunk for some reason. I'm the lamest person ever; playing this when drunk. But whatever. Get this game.

You are an assassin and you go into like, cyber space which leads to time travel and then you act like a sneaky ninja and kill people and then hde in hay and climb buildings in ridiculous ways while people point and laugh at you. But what the ♥♥♥♥ do they know? You're just going to kill them. You also get to play with birds as in you go and stalk them and then look around and then fly off buildings. Awww yeah.