Recent reviews by Phreak

In this game you play as a man who is addicted to sterioids and he is off to this land to look for his girl who dumped him for this other hot blonde dude that shoots up zombie viruses because she left the steroid guy because he wouldn't stop bulking up. So while getting her back, he picks up this other chick who only sees him as a partner because she totally loves this other guy. All the while there are people infested with things that look like ♥♥♥♥♥ when their heads explode. Better to play with a good friend in co-op otherwise your computer partner will sit there and derp and shoot at the wall.

Peggle is the game for kings. Sure, it looks like one of them simple time wasting games, because it is, but only those with the brains can handle this fast pace ball bouncin' game. You play with some kind of animal with magical powers who give your balls some trippy effect to help destroy all orange pegs ont he screen. At the end of the level, a rainbow spreads across the screen, brining you joy over your victory. this game is also safe for work. My boss plays it. I told him I loved it and he said great minds think alike. So play it at work and score points with your boss as well.

You raise some horses and then they sparkle or burst into flames or turn into a demon from hell. They also get you coins and do all your dirty work for you. You cna also make some magical potions and ♥♥♥♥. Game is baller as ♥♥♥♥. Speaking of, horses can have sex and make MORE horses. I hate horses but this gamne is pretty cool.

Pretty cool game, except the co-op is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because random ass people join you and it's annoying when you just wanna play by yourself. Be careful, because people are still joining my game although I have all of it turned off.

If you have Steam but don't have this game, then here is something wrong with you. Just watch the "Meet the _____" videos and you'll get hooked. And once you get some friends, then damn... You'll love it even more :D

You ride a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rainbow to your own music. What more do you want? The game will even play itself if you don't want to. Plus you get the Orange Box Soundtrack. Yeeeeeeeah.

Like... Team Fortress meets L4D. Pick a class and start shooting ♥♥♥♥. Also, throw money (or, 'dosh') at your friends!