Look at steam store
''Recommended, Dark Souls lll''
Look at gameplay, trailer, reviews, streams.
Look at paypal balance.
€60,- on balance.
Buy the game.
Install it.
11 hours later ''Finished installing game''
Start game
Try and play with 15 fps
Crash game
Start game again
Crash again
Wait till you can afford a better pc.
Months later you get a better pc.
Start game.
Create character.
Finish character.
Spawn in.
Trying to figure out keyboard controls.
Notice game isn't made for keyboard.
Ask a friend to use their controler because you are not a console normie.
Back to the game.
Continue.
First mob.
You Died. (sh*t happens)
You killed the mob that killed you before.
You find your first bonfire.
You forget to lit the bonfire.
You die.
You walk all the way back from beginning to bonfire.
Go into first boss fight.
Struggle for 6 hours.
You get bored.
Search for exploits and hacks on the internet.
Cant find any.
Decide to call it a day.
Next day.
Start game.
Load game.
You enter boss fight.
You died.
You died.
You died.
You died.
You died.
You give up.
ALT+F4
Right click the game in library
Uninstall game.
The end.

Look at steam store ''Recommended, Dark Souls lll'' Look at gameplay, trailer, reviews, streams. Look at paypal balance. €60,- on balance. Buy the game. Install it. 11 hours later ''Finished installing game'' Start game Try and play with 15 fps Crash game Start game again Crash again Wait till you can afford a better pc. Months later you get a better pc. Start game. Create character. Finish character. Spawn in. Trying to figure out keyboard controls. Notice game isn't made for keyboard. Ask a friend to use their controler because you are not a console normie. Back to the game. Continue. First mob. You Died. (sh*t happens) You killed the mob that killed you before. You find your first bonfire. You forget to lit the bonfire. You die. You walk all the way back from beginning to bonfire. Go into first boss fight. Struggle for 6 hours. You get bored. Search for exploits and hacks on the internet. Cant find any. Decide to call it a day. Next day. Start game. Load game. You enter boss fight. You died. You died. You died. You died. You died. You give up. ALT+F4 Right click the game in library Uninstall game. The end.