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RCS Drop the Hammer

Random Critical Sandwiches
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Name: Drop the Hammer
Alias: Dubstep-based Wrecking Crew
Height: Skinny boy chubbs
Length: 10-foot pole x3

Class: Frigate about it
Weapon Armament: PEW PEW PEW PEW
Weapon Armament: Ramming shields sold separately because f&%@#! you.
Engines: Spewing bullets
Shields: Forward-facing
Cargo Space: Enough to clean up after itself
Power: Sure is powerful
Fuel Capacity: Hopefully a nebula is nearby or this thing is screwed.
Hull: Garth Fader's personal favorite

Top Speed: Blue hedgehogs be damned
Firepower: Better at CLOSE RANGE!?
Threat Level: On a scale of 1 to 10 I don't care
Cost: Industrial standards