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Punchline City (18 Holes)
   
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Punchline City (18 Holes)

Description
Punchline city wasn't always such a joyous place. Its modest population used to rage furiously when playing the game they call 'golf'.

That is until one day, Disco Stu was elected as their new mayor. His vision was to bring joy to the people of Punchline City. He ordered jokes to be placed all around the city and mines so that whenever they were feeling down (or angry), they were never too far away from a pick-me-up. What better way to make yourself feel better than with laughter?

So Mayor Disco Stu welcomes you to endure, I mean enjoy this 18 hole golf course full of happiness, laughter and above all, friendship.

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Difficulty: Hard

Recommended settings:

Max Stroke: 20
Max Time: 2:30 - 3:00

(Use 'V' to freeview as some jokes can't be easily read otherwise)

(Jokes are not mine. Primarily sourced from Edinburgh fringe festival top joke lists)

Please write any constructive criticism in the comments and leave a like/dislike once you've given it a go. Thanks.
5 Comments
[GER] Roady 24 Aug, 2018 @ 4:20pm 
Die meisten Löcher sind einfach nur Grütze
Bruhmuckl 25 Sep, 2017 @ 1:41pm 
Wenn man 24/7 Klebstoff schnüffelt kommt so eine Kacke dabei raus....
Soup 22 Sep, 2017 @ 11:40pm 
Take me down
To the punchline city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home

Just a' urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble
When it's just a game
You treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time

Take me down
To the punchline city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
Take me down
To the punchline city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette, but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe

Take me down
To the punchline city
Lordcole51 19 Sep, 2017 @ 3:04pm 
the imagines speak for themselves, this map looks sick
Ryan 17 Sep, 2017 @ 12:51pm 
Wow, really fun to play this one! hahaha :train1::coach::coach::coach: